The Last Person To Post in X Page Wins xD

[Jilted John]

Pay your bills Ryan,they've repoed their image.

 

[RyanEhf]

Which one?

 

[Jilted John]

The one above my last.Cheapskate!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I can still see the Hulk tossing that poor defenceless brown bear.

I hate having a headache in the morning, though running my 1000lbs plate tamper for 15 minutes kind of numbed the ache for a bit, now its coming back.

OMG this is hilarious, the tamper I mentioned, we have two, the other is on a job site. This one is running perfectly, it's going out with a contractor today. Our sister company just called me about the other one which isn't running at full throttle right now. It's almost like since this one is running 100% the other one now doesn't want to. LOL!!

 

[Jilted John]

Ha,Ha,yes I liked the bear clip too!

Sounds like somebody's tampered with your tamper!

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL nah knowing these guys they aren't taking proper care of it. They usually don't worry about something until it breaks down, they never clean out the air filter or change the oil on a regular basis. Usually I get it back when it won't work at all, usually by then there are numerous things wrong. They drive me nuts.

 

[Callie]

ya know what drives me nuts????

NUTS :club:

and you can take that any way you want

 

[Jilted John]

Is that pretend nuts,or wheel nuts?

 

[Callie]

Perhaps it's PEAnuts or MAN nuts ... hmmm I'll never tell

 

[Jilted John]

Hmmmm. Put hands in pockets,cross legs,and back out of room!

 

[RyanEhf]

So a sea captain walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. One of the patrons asks: "What's that steering wheel on your crotch for?" The sea captain says: "Yar! It's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[Jilted John]

Sci Fi's gotta change his sig.We're scraping the barrel for nut jokes hear!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I'm a little acorn brown sitting on the cold, cold ground
Everybody steps on me that's why I am cracked you see
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
Call myself up on the phone just to see if I'm at home
Ask myself out on a date, no later than a half past 8
I'm a nut
I'm a nut
I'm a nut

 

[Jilted John]

Don't suppose you know any nut jokes?

 

[Sci-Fi]

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.
"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."

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A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. All right she said, lets get you to the hospital. As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and she asked, where are you and dad going. The mother said, we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in his ear. The boyfriend then asked, before you go can I try to dislodge it. The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the beer nut. The mother then asked the father, our daughters boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up. The father replied, by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.

 

[Jilted John]

Just got back from the hospital after having a beer can surgically removed from my throat! (note to self, don't read Sci Fi jokes whilst drinking)
Gotta tell my daughter the second one!

What's the difference between a mountain goat,and a gold fish?

 

[RyanEhf]

Um...

 

[Jilted John]

Gold fish muck about in fountains!

 

[RyanEhf]

Wow.

 

[Jilted John]

Was that wow good or wow strange? Cos I got another one!