The Last Person To Post in X Page Wins xD

[Jilted John]

Where is secret rendezvous Peter? I'll bring my camera!
We could have a new thread "Show us your Boobies!"

 

[Drama]

*walks in on the secet rendezvous*

Oh my!

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Uhm, you're not allowed to do that (d)

*touches floff's boobs again* Make me stop
floff (hello)

*Covers up floff's boobs with both his hands*

Try now (d)

*takes his hands off of floff and BURNS THEM WITH FIRE* *grabs floff's boobs*

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Yess floff yess (shifty) *prepars herself to meet callie and floff* (hello)

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Mine! They're miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine (d)

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No share or DIE (d)

 

[Jilted John]

We still talking tits!

 

[Peter Lorre]

Where is secret rendezvous Peter? I'll bring my camera!
We could have a new thread "Show us your Boobies!"

I know where it is John, follow me!

We've got 'em now!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I have a spider hiding in my side mirror...I hate spiders. It has made quite the web from my mirror to door as well. I'm going to try to blast it out later, and hopefully get rid of it.

 

[Jilted John]

Spiders webs in side mirrors amaze me.You can be doing 120mph,and they still don't break! Why can't we make that stuff?

 

[Drama]

spiders if you kill it, it will haunt you. (d)

 

[Peter Lorre]

That's true!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I usually poison them Then get a huge wad of toilet paper to pick it up with and flush it.

Ugh, I've been on hold for 25 minutes now with Bell Mobility. I tried to update my balance and it told me it couldn't retrieve the card number. Their card number that was given to me when I purchased the phone card. Ha ha ha, they claim it's because it has been tried too many times. The first time I tried it, it gave me the same message. Yeah...

Wow, how long does it take to reactivate it...lol he asks me for the card # so I give it to him, then he tells me it's too short it has to be a 16 digit number, he needed the PIN number not the card #, what a moron...oh great even he can't get it to work...now he has to get a colleague to see what they can do...yesh...back on hold again, for all this trouble they should be giving me a free card...omg they tried it too may times and it suspended it so he has to wait for it to reactivate...back on hold...nice now I got a call...oh good still on hold...nice I'm supposed to try it again in a half hour.

 

[Jilted John]

Wow Sci Fi!

That was your best rant yet! More power to the rant!

 

[Sci-Fi]

I'm going t o try the card now...woo hoo it worked!

 

[Jilted John]

See! Ranting works!

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL! Maybe if I rant about how stupid my boss is he'll grow a brain. Okay here we go. So yesterday I'm talking to him (he's back from vacation now) and he asks about one of our machines I was working on. I told him I got it running again but there seems to be a hydraulic leak at one of the connections. It's just really hard to get to and get a wrench in there to see if it needs tightening. So he asks...get this...omg it's just so...he asks if I can get the other end of the hose off, and that I should stick something up it to try and tighten it from the inside...

Head meet wall, wall meet head. How the hell do you stick something up a 12 inch long hose and tighten it from the inside! I just told him that I had to tighten it from the outside.

I mean...wow...just...wow...from a guy who's a contractor and acts like he knows everything, that was just plain...dumb.

 

[Peter Lorre]

Flame on! *zoof*

 

[Jilted John]

Does this thread ever end?

 

[RyanEhf]

This is the thread that neeveerr eeeennddss...

 

[Sci-Fi]

The Never Ending Thread. We should make a movie about it.

 

[Jilted John]

Do you know,it might just work!

 

[Peter Lorre]

[video=youtube]

 

[floffyschneeman]

The Never Ending Thread. We should make a movie about it.

Will there be a Falkor? (goo)