The most beautiful woman i’d ever seen

[TheRealCallie]

The earth is flat.  The aliens that abducted me told me so.

Who told you that?, who told you anything, TheRealCallie was born TheRealCallie?.

I believe I said the aliens that abducted me told me that.....

But alas, I was not born, I was hatched.

 

[Puddled Duck]

Accept marriage is a sexual union.

You won’t, I only in all my years of research have only met the odd one or two people who do!.

Accept it, you won’t like it, I don’t like it, but accept it!.

And then a lot of confusion in your minds will be cleared up.

And hopefully there won’t be 500,000 reports of sexual assault in the UK every year!.

I thought you couldn't define it... ?

Love I can’t define!, I never defined marriage!, someone defined it for me!.

You’ll get married in a church!, well then!.

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Well anyway.....

There’s this man, we’re talking pre cum for for this woman, and this woman, if this man wants to do rough anal on her, well be my guest!.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!, DON’T WE!!!!!??????

Think about it!

 

[TheRealCallie]

I know what I hope happens next, but sadly, it's probably not time yet.

 

[Puddled Duck]

I know what I hope happens next, but sadly, it's probably not time yet.

But what DOES happen, it’s a story from a book, it’s written!.

 

[kaetic]

Accept marriage is a sexual union.

You won’t, I only in all my years of research have only met the odd one or two people who do!.

Accept it, you won’t like it, I don’t like it, but accept it!.

And then a lot of confusion in your minds will be cleared up.

And hopefully there won’t be 500,000 reports of sexual assault in the UK every year!.

I thought you couldn't define it... ?

Love I can’t define!, I never defined marriage!, someone defined it for me!.

You’ll get married in a church!, well then!.

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Well anyway.....

There’s this man, we’re talking pre cum for for this woman, and this woman, if this man wants to do rough anal on her, well be my guest!.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!, DON’T WE!!!!!??????

Think about it!

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That's kind of my point you already defined marriage as a "sexual union" then you got bent out of shape when Richard suggested people could have *** over the internet ( btw, pretty sure they have devices for it now, you won't have to wait 20 years) 

So... Which is it?

On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

 

[Puddled Duck]

Accept marriage is a sexual union.

You won’t, I only in all my years of research have only met the odd one or two people who do!.

Accept it, you won’t like it, I don’t like it, but accept it!.

And then a lot of confusion in your minds will be cleared up.

And hopefully there won’t be 500,000 reports of sexual assault in the UK every year!.

I thought you couldn't define it... ?

Love I can’t define!, I never defined marriage!, someone defined it for me!.

You’ll get married in a church!, well then!.

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Well anyway.....

There’s this man, we’re talking pre cum for for this woman, and this woman, if this man wants to do rough anal on her, well be my guest!.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!, DON’T WE!!!!!??????

Think about it!

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That's kind of my point you already defined marriage as a "sexual union" then you got bent out of shape when Richard suggested people could have *** over the internet ( btw, pretty sure they have devices for it now, you won't have to wait 20 years) 

So... Which is it?

On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

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Marriage?, Why ask me?, don’t take my word for it!.

Mental ward, suicide!, one day I walked into my bedroom, constructed a simplified electric chair, then took the electric chair for say fifteen minutes. It was an experience!.

 

[kaetic]

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On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

Marriage?, Why ask me?, don’t take my word for it!.

Well, I have to agree with you there.

Mental ward, suicide!, one day I walked into my bedroom, constructed a simplified electric chair, then took the electric chair for say fifteen minutes. It was an experience!.

Just one day decided to do that, huh... Not saying it couldn't happen. Just that you must have had a reason. There are easier ways to commit suicide if it's just on a whim. Constructing a homemade electric chair sort of implies you'd been thinking about it for a while, long enough to plan it anyway.
Did they end up giving you a diagnosis? Or did they just hold you until they thought you wouldn't try it again?

 

[Puddled Duck]

Well anyway there’s this chap......

and he’s married with two daughters.....

This mans a righteous man, this mans a good man, so I’ve been told, never met him.

Well anyone one day his wife dies, there on the spot...

Well he’s his lost his *** life, so what he does he starts shagging his two daughters and gets them pregnant.

Not totally sure of the moral to the story, but I guess his wife’s died and is now free from the sexual union, well he can shag anyone he wants.

 

[Puddled Duck]

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On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

Marriage?, Why ask me?, don’t take my word for it!.

Well, I have to agree with you there.

Mental ward, suicide!, one day I walked into my bedroom, constructed a simplified electric chair, then took the electric chair for say fifteen minutes. It was an experience!.

Just one day decided to do that, huh... Not saying it couldn't happen. Just that you must have had a reason. There are easier ways to commit suicide if it's just on a whim. Constructing a homemade electric chair sort of implies you'd been thinking about it for a while, long enough to plan it anyway.
Did they end up giving you a diagnosis? Or did they just hold you until they thought you wouldn't try it again?

There’s always method in the madness!

Always method in the madness!

 

[user 139760]

But you can’t define marriage.


Relationships?, never known anything so stupid in my entire life!.

Well, there's Pokemons. Even the tagline states in your face its a scandalous concept to make parents buy a plethora of them to their kids, merciless conseumerism. That's probably stupider than relationships.
And the Kardashians too.

Mariage is a state by which a man agrees to sacrifice his emotional, mental and financial well-being for an ill-advised and unreflected concept called "love" in which he pretty much has nothing to gain save being a "good guy", whereas divorcing females can own half his life earnings after signature of 20 seconds. Doesnt seem like it deserves much more defining nowadays. Still have yet to know any practical advantages of it for men.
The most accurate definition in a sentence is probably along the lines of "archaic concept leftover from a bygone era where the world functionned differently".

 

[Puddled Duck]

But you can’t define marriage.


Relationships?, never known anything so stupid in my entire life!.

Well, there's Pokemons. Even the tagline states in your face its a scandalous concept to make parents buy a plethora of them to their kids, merciless conseumerism. That's probably stupider than relationships.
And the Kardashians too.

Mariage is a state by which a man agrees to sacrifice his emotional, mental and financial well-being for an ill-advised and unreflected concept called "love" in which he pretty much has nothing to gain save being a "good guy", whereas divorcing females can own half his life earnings after signature of 20 seconds. Doesnt seem like it deserves much more defining nowadays. Still have yet to know any practical advantages of it for men.
The most accurate definition in a sentence is probably along the lines of "archaic concept leftover from a bygone era where the world functionned differently".

Who told you that?.

 

[Joturbo]

But you can’t define marriage.


Relationships?, never known anything so stupid in my entire life!.

Well, there's Pokemons. Even the tagline states in your face its a scandalous concept to make parents buy a plethora of them to their kids, merciless conseumerism. That's probably stupider than relationships.
And the Kardashians too.

Mariage is a state by which a man agrees to sacrifice his emotional, mental and financial well-being for an ill-advised and unreflected concept called "love" in which he pretty much has nothing to gain save being a "good guy", whereas divorcing females can own half his life earnings after signature of 20 seconds. Doesnt seem like it deserves much more defining nowadays. Still have yet to know any practical advantages of it for men.
The most accurate definition in a sentence is probably along the lines of "archaic concept leftover from a bygone era where the world functionned differently".

Er marriage can be fun ya know .But pay no attention to me I've only been married 200 years...**** can't find me popcorn...

 

[kaetic]

Well anyway there’s this chap......

and he’s married with two daughters.....

This mans a righteous man, this mans a good man, so I’ve been told, never met him.

Well anyone one day his wife dies, there on the spot...

Well he’s his lost his *** life, so what he does he starts shagging his two daughters and gets them pregnant.

Not totally sure of the moral to the story, but I guess his wife’s died and is now free from the sexual union, well he can shag anyone he wants.

Are you talking about Lot? From the Bible? I don't really think there is a point to that part... Always struck me as creepy.

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On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

Marriage?, Why ask me?, don’t take my word for it!.

Well, I have to agree with you there.

Mental ward, suicide!, one day I walked into my bedroom, constructed a simplified electric chair, then took the electric chair for say fifteen minutes. It was an experience!.

Just one day decided to do that, huh... Not saying it couldn't happen. Just that you must have had a reason. There are easier ways to commit suicide if it's just on a whim. Constructing a homemade electric chair sort of implies you'd been thinking about it for a while, long enough to plan it anyway.
Did they end up giving you a diagnosis? Or did they just hold you until they thought you wouldn't try it again?

There’s always method in the madness!

Always method in the madness!

Have you considered going back? ... to get psychiatric help, not to the electric chair.

 

[Puddled Duck]

Well anyway there’s this chap......

and he’s married with two daughters.....

This mans a righteous man, this mans a good man, so I’ve been told, never met him.

Well anyone one day his wife dies, there on the spot...

Well he’s his lost his *** life, so what he does he starts shagging his two daughters and gets them pregnant.

Not totally sure of the moral to the story, but I guess his wife’s died and is now free from the sexual union, well he can shag anyone he wants.

Are you talking about Lot? From the Bible? I don't really think there is a point to that part... Always struck me as creepy.

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On a related topic... What were you in the mental ward for exactly? If you still feel like sharing.

Marriage?, Why ask me?, don’t take my word for it!.

Well, I have to agree with you there.

Mental ward, suicide!, one day I walked into my bedroom, constructed a simplified electric chair, then took the electric chair for say fifteen minutes. It was an experience!.

Just one day decided to do that, huh... Not saying it couldn't happen. Just that you must have had a reason. There are easier ways to commit suicide if it's just on a whim. Constructing a homemade electric chair sort of implies you'd been thinking about it for a while, long enough to plan it anyway.
Did they end up giving you a diagnosis? Or did they just hold you until they thought you wouldn't try it again?

There’s always method in the madness!

Always method in the madness!

Have you considered going back? ... to get psychiatric help, not to the electric chair.

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No, I found the good book, unfortunately post marriage.

 

[user 139760]

But you can’t define marriage.


Relationships?, never known anything so stupid in my entire life!.

Well, there's Pokemons. Even the tagline states in your face its a scandalous concept to make parents buy a plethora of them to their kids, merciless conseumerism. That's probably stupider than relationships.
And the Kardashians too.

Mariage is a state by which a man agrees to sacrifice his emotional, mental and financial well-being for an ill-advised and unreflected concept called "love" in which he pretty much has nothing to gain save being a "good guy", whereas divorcing females can own half his life earnings after signature of 20 seconds. Doesnt seem like it deserves much more defining nowadays. Still have yet to know any practical advantages of it for men.
The most accurate definition in a sentence is probably along the lines of "archaic concept leftover from a bygone era where the world functionned differently".

Who told you that?.

Personnal reflection. No one ever tells me NUTHIN'.

Pokemons and Kardashians are kind of self-explanatory. Can probably toss in Snooky and whoever that announcer with a lisp is on the 6 o'clock news.

 

[Puddled Duck]

There’s a chap......

One day he goes out and buys his wife a school girls outfit, takes it home to his wife and says ‘stick this on and get yourself upstairs I’m going to facialise you!.’

She says ‘**** off you little pervert, I’m not have any of that’.

‘Right!’, he says, so he packs his bags and pisses off out the front and never sees his wife again!.

Perfectly fine with that!, perfectly fine with that!, it’s just a question of what he does when he leaves the front door and remember I had to walk out the front door!.

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But you can’t define marriage.


Relationships?, never known anything so stupid in my entire life!.

Well, there's Pokemons. Even the tagline states in your face its a scandalous concept to make parents buy a plethora of them to their kids, merciless conseumerism. That's probably stupider than relationships.
And the Kardashians too.

Mariage is a state by which a man agrees to sacrifice his emotional, mental and financial well-being for an ill-advised and unreflected concept called "love" in which he pretty much has nothing to gain save being a "good guy", whereas divorcing females can own half his life earnings after signature of 20 seconds. Doesnt seem like it deserves much more defining nowadays. Still have yet to know any practical advantages of it for men.
The most accurate definition in a sentence is probably along the lines of "archaic concept leftover from a bygone era where the world functionned differently".

Who told you that?.

Personnal reflection. No one ever tells me NUTHIN'.

Pokemons and Kardashians are kind of self-explanatory. Can probably toss in Snooky and whoever that announcer with a lisp is on the 6 o'clock news.

It’s a personal thing!, say it once, you’ll be saying it for the rest of your life!.

 

[kaetic]

Well to clarify the Lot story a bit more. He didn't just start "shagging his daughters". The daughters wanted to get pregnant and there wasn't anyone else around, so... like any normal person would do... (of the time? idk incest isn't new) they decided to date **** their father by getting him drunk night after night until they were pregnant.
Like I said... CREEPY. And kind of sounds like the story the father would tell to justify "shagging his daughters".

But before that... if you want to pick out awful parts of the Bible... They were fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah, and that's how the wife died. Before they started fleeing they were in the city and a couple "Angels" visited them. The townsfolk were demanding the men (angels) be sent out to them so that the towns people could **** them. So what makes sense? Oh no... we can't send out the angels... tell you what you can **** my virgin daughters instead... (that's not good enough, then the angels do something and everyone runs away, except Lot's wife who probably just didn't run fast enough she "looks behind" and gets turned into salt)

That whole story is creepy.

Btw, you mentioned becoming a Jehovah's Witness... I was raised as one, though I was never baptized and don't follow it anymore. It's kind of a hell to get over when you want out. But if you're happier with religion, no judgement from me.

 

[user 139760]

Maybe, till someone convinces me otherwise. But I find nothing enticing in the idea of marriage in today's world but a load of hurt. As you eloquently demonstrated through your personal story.

Still waiting for Cal to pop the question, but she knows I'll do it only for the money and the promise of rusty chains. Kind of unfair to her, no?
Yup...method in madness, method in madness...if Jesus was a leprechaun, probably wouldn't have Islam today, either. They'd have just quit the project, you know?

 

[Puddled Duck]

Well to clarify the Lot story a bit more. He didn't just start "shagging his daughters". The daughters wanted to get pregnant and there wasn't anyone else around, so... like any normal person would do... (of the time? idk incest isn't new) they decided to date **** their father by getting him drunk night after night until they were pregnant.
Like I said... CREEPY. And kind of sounds like the story the father would tell to justify "shagging his daughters".

But before that... if you want to pick out awful parts of the Bible... They were fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah, and that's how the wife died. Before they started fleeing they were in the city and a couple "Angels" visited them. The townsfolk were demanding the men (angels) be sent out to them so that the towns people could **** them. So what makes sense? Oh no... we can't send out the angels... tell you what you can **** my virgin daughters instead... (that's not good enough, then the angels do something and everyone runs away, except Lot's wife who probably just didn't run fast enough she "looks behind" and gets turned into salt)

That whole story is creepy.

Btw, you mentioned becoming a Jehovah's Witness... I was raised as one, though I was never baptized and don't follow it anymore. It's kind of a hell to get over when you want out. But if you're happier with religion, no judgement from me.

Who’s this Lot you mention?

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Maybe, till someone convinces me otherwise. But I find nothing enticing in the idea of marriage in today's world but a load of hurt. As you eloquently demonstrated through your personal story.

Still waiting for Cal to pop the question, but she knows I'll do it only for the money and the promise of rusty chains. Kind of unfair to her, no?
Yup...method in madness, method in madness...if Jesus was a leprechaun, probably wouldn't have Islam today, either. They'd have just quit the project, you know?

Jesus?, well he road a donkey didn’t he?.

 

[TheRealCallie]

I thought you said you know the Bible. Keep your story straight, dude.