Oh yes, shortcrust pastry mince pie (warm) with cream, thank you. They don't sell mince pies here. Or Christmas cake. Or Christmas pudding. They basically ruin Christmas in this country. Last year I ordered those things online but I haven't gotten around to it this year, own fault and all that. They have started selling Ginger Nuts, which is offensively pointless.
Finger of Fudge or Curly Wurly?