Toilet Paper

[SophiaGrace]

This is the most important thread in the history of the universe.

Okay. So. I'm DYING to know....

1 ply or 2?

Over or under?

How many squares (sheets) do you use?

Do you like toilet paper better than tissus for blowing your nose?

Are you fascinated by how toilet paper seems to dissolve in water?

 

[theraab]

This is the most important thread in the history of the universe.

Okay. So. I'm DYING to know....

1 ply or 2?

2

Over or under?

over

How many squares (sheets) do you use?

About 4 per wipe

Do you like toilet paper better than tissus for blowing your nose?

I don't mind it

Are you fascinated by how toilet paper seems to dissolve in water?

I really don't spend that much time looking at it after it is in the bowl

And you also forgot the most important question, which brand? To which the answer is Quilted Northern (it is worth the money)[/b]

 

[Felix]

I don't care that much about toilet paper, here most houses have bidet, so I just use that (it's much cleaner...). I usually use toilet paper to dry.

 

[Gutted]

Lol I don't like to remember what I do on the toilet.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Lol I don't like to remember what I do on the toilet.

Well you're no fun. :l

 

[LonelyInAtl]

Two Ply w/Aloe
Over
Depends on the type of...errr...bowel movement
I prefer Puffs Plus w/aloe for the nose
TP appears to stay relatively intact to me


My ex-wife has chronic sinus issues and would go through almost a roll of TP a day. Since I've been living alone, a 24 pack will last me 6+ months.

 

[Phaedron]

I use Scott... I just kind of crumple up a bunch of it and use as much as needed... yep... Scotty beam me up... I'm taking a dump where no man has gone before

But... what if... you're out of toilet paper?

In my case my shower head has a long detachable chain which can be removed in case of such emergencies and used to clean myself, or I can make the water hot, and it will function as an Enema... Useful for those really painful movements when my... engine is clogged.

Famous Quotes from Scotty I sometimes recite when I'm done or while I'm wiping:


"It fits like a glove, Captain." -- Scotty, Where No Man Has Gone Before, stardate 1312.4, Episode 2
"Even if we were under full scale attack I couldn't move any faster, not and maintain a safety factor." -- Scotty, The Naked Time, stardate 1704.2, Episode 7
"A can't change the laws of physics. A've got to have thirty minutes." -- Scotty, The Naked Time, stardate 1704.3, Episode 7
"That was a pretty good gamble." -- Scotty, The Galileo Seven, stardate 2821.5, Episode 14
"I'd love to tear this baby apart." -- Scotty, Space Seed, stardate 3141.9, Episode 24
"The warp drive is a hopeless pile of junk." -- Scotty, The Doomsday Machine, stardate 4202.9, Episode 35
"The shape the thing's in it's hard to keep it from blowin'." -- Scotty, The Doomsday Machine, stardate 4202.9, Episode 35
"Laddie...don't you think you should...rephrase that?" -- Scotty, The Trouble With Tribbles, stardate 4523.3, Episode 42
"It's, uh, it's green!" -- Scotty, By Any Other Name, stardate 4657.5, Episode 50
"I've giv'n her all she's got captain, an' I canna give her no more." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
"She won't take much more of this." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
"This jurry-rigging won't last for long..." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
"Ma barins...ma poor barins." -- Scotty, (Several Times)
"Are ya daft lad!!!" -- Scotty to Geordi LaForge, Relics
"NCC 1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D." -- Scotty yelling at the Enterprise-D's holodeck computer, Relics
"It's...it's... ... ...um, it's green." -- Data to Scotty, refering to an unmarked bottle of alcoholic content while with him in Ten Forward, Relics

Thankfully, I've only used the one about its green once or twice that I can remember...

 

[SophiaGrace]

LOL phaedron I love you.

 

[Broken_Doll]

1 ply or 2? 2 ply.

Over or under? OVER! Under is WRONG!!!

How many squares (sheets) do you use? About 4, usually.

Do you like toilet paper better than tissues for blowing your nose? I prefer tissues.

Are you fascinated by how toilet paper seems to dissolve in water? No.

 

[Bones]

Answer: A