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Ooooo I'm feeling tipsy ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ
How will you know which side I'm on if you're too drunk to see straight? :unsure:

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Getting a little busy in here, I'm going to need a door man / woman who is up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ could be a bit rough, we have a driver that has a frying pan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
I'll doorman. I have a little experience. Don't drink much either. Maybe one or two Long Island Iced Teas.
Don't worry about the frying pan. She'll get tired of swinging it before it starts hurting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
 
Good man your hired, if they look like trouble on the door just say couples only, there isn't many in here ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
I'll doorman. I have a little experience. Don't drink much either. Maybe one or two Long Island Iced Teas.
Don't worry about the frying pan. She'll get tired of swinging it before it starts hurting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
One Long Island ice tea coming up ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿซ–
 
Iโ€™ve missed a lotโ€ฆ iโ€™ll come if a kind gentleman will compliment my dress and hair extensions for the evening, a black number and a classic blonde mid back length casually styled to give the impression that I know how to relax ๐Ÿ˜… if no one compliments make it a double vodka so I can forget my woes ๐Ÿคฃ
 
Iโ€™ve missed a lotโ€ฆ iโ€™ll come if a kind gentleman will compliment my dress and hair extensions for the evening, a black number and a classic blonde mid back length casually styled to give the impression that I know how to relax ๐Ÿ˜… if no one compliments make it a double vodka so I can forget my woes ๐Ÿคฃ
Richard throw her out she got trouble written all over her ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ok you can stay here is your drink, ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ that's two females see told you The Real Callie
 

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