was it my big ****s or just the wrong stool

[TropicalStarfish]

Sexual fun I bet... OHHhhhh... See what I did there?  Italics? 

Two hedonists went to a nudist beach and one asked the other if he'd kindly unclasp her bra and apply some sun lotion to her back.  The other hedonist said, "it would be my pleasure."  The other hedonist said, "no, the pleasure is all mine."

Eh? eh?

 

[okkkorniienko]

Ok.
You really have ********))

 

[TheSkaFish]

oh i see. its some kind of con.
scam whatever.

It's some kind of scam... or possibly scamola!