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Cavey
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Scotsman said:Cavey said:Scotsman said:9006 said:Scotsman said:Watching Scotland V England at football. Scotland, inherently desperate to beat the 'Auld Enemy', England, increasingly indifferent and unperturbed with the rivalry. Hahaha!
Then you probably wouldn't be happy with the result!
It wasn't a shock. It didn't bother me....honest. The fact I'm suddenly planning a lunacy driven invasion across the border is completely unrelated.
I'm waiting at Gretna ready to repel your incursion... if I don't get distracted by the outlet village.
I'm a peace loving invader, Cavey. Look at my innocent face.
Ooh, what's that over there? A little village? You love them!
Just throw some baubles on the floor. I'm a sucker for sparkly objects. You could easily lead an entire tartan army past me while I'm oo'ing and ah'ing at shiny stuff.
Failing that, just point me towards the nearest Subway outlet.