MTrip said:
Mr.YellowCat said:
I dont like how people are looking at me when I go alone to the cinema
They must think I´m a weirdo. I should assure them by doing something crazy during the movie!
Suggestions for future trips to the movies:
- Bring a sock puppet with you, & keep a conversation going with it.
- Wear your shirt tied around your head & your shoes in a backpack. Hey, the sign said "No shirt, no shoes, no service". You got 'em with you!
- Try to bring in your own food, & when challenged by the staff, defend your position. "The snack bar's prices are outrageous. Besides, I figured Chinese takeout was perfect for 'Mulan'."
- Go dressed like one of the movie's characters--exactly. (This works best with a flick like "Avatar".)
- Go wearing shoes, socks, underwear & a trenchcoat. Be sure to smile dementedly!
- Can you juggle? Bring a set of juggling balls & do it in the lobby. (You might also bring a tip jar.)
- Go to a foreign film & speak only in a Swedish chef voice.
Love the first one
Puppet: ,,Dont kiss her! Dude! She is not worth it! She doesnt deserve it!"
Me:
Whispering ,,Psst! Keep quiet people are watching the movie..
Puppet: ,,I dont care that bitch totally ignored him she deserves to suffer!"
Me:
Whispering ,,Please, people are starting to take notice.."
Puppet: ,,I dont give a crap they are thinking the same!"
Stranger: ,,Hey can you please be quiet we are trying to watch a movie here"
Puppet: ,,Go **** yourself weirdo, who do you think you are!?"
Me: ,,I´m so sorry sir he had a rough relationship lately"
Puppet: ,,And I totally dumped you! Dont apologize for me, I can take him!"
Me: ,,Really sorry sir"
Holding the mouth of the puppet ,,I dont know why I agreed to see this movie, I wanted to take him to a Silvester Stallone movie"
Puppet: Frees himself - starts crying ,,Why do you always do this to me, I just wanted to watch the movie peacefully"
Stranger:
threatning ,,Should I call the staff?"
Puppet: ,,Yeah! Call it! Are you all hearing it?! He is an emotional vampire! Abuse! Abuse!"
And so on.....