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Bella
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Silly conservative, Barack Obama can't break limbs!punisher said:cosmicpsyche said:hey bella. i hope you're right!
Bella said:I think after Bush's administration is out of office 5 seconds, the following will happen:
The sky will open up, neatly like curtains parting to welcome a grand performance. Neon colored strobe lights will pierce through the clouds and shine upon all of us, especially people in "battleground" states (I say "all of us" because Canada is close in proximity and will see residual effects of this epicness). Immediately following the multicolored lights, red blue and silver metallic confetti will fall strategically on people who didn't vote for Barack Obama, causing them to mumble incoherently and subsequently collapse. Yeah, I didn't mention it was combustible, toxic confetti. Everyone else, otherwise known as people who have a clue, will point, laugh, and dance to classic songs like "Takin' It to the Streets" and "Signed Sealed Delivered". Lightning will strike four times, Barack Obama will slide down from above the clouds on water slide. He will be drinking Coca Cola spitefully because Pepsi's new promo ads mimic his campaign.
That's what I imagine, at least.
Hopefully he'll spill his coke then slip and break a leg or something.
Then the people who didnt vote for him can point, laugh and not dance because they'll be to busy laughing to much to dance.
Aaah we can all dream or maybe it's just me