I think someone should write a thread wondering what a woman thinks when you sneeze in her presence. That would be fun. We could all speculate on if their reactions to our sneezes are a feminist-driven conspiracy to keep men in their place. We could debate for hours about whether it's harder for a man to sneeze in public than it is for a woman. We could talk about how a sneeze may or may not increase one's chances of ending up in the dreaded FRIENDZONE!!!
Then again, threads like that have been done to death here.