Just got a call to say I didn't get the gig. I pretty much knew I'd blown it after laughing so hard I snorted coffee out of my nose when I realised the singer was wearing a poodle perm wig and a bloody corset to hold in his beer belly.
Awhhh im sorry RandomGuy you can come perform as Bon Jovi for me anytime
i’ll make up a reason to throw a party 
Tbh Princess I didn't want it, I only went because the gf and my kid wanted me too. I'm happy pottering about and getting into mischief but they think I should be doing something more productive.Awhhh im sorry RandomGuy you can come perform as Bon Jovi for me anytime
You're a gentleman and a scholar my friend, thank you.
That was a legit good song though, you and your band really knew how to put one together. I haven't listened to that stuff in a lifetime but yeah it's not bad.Thanks guy
I could feel it!
Maybe it's from constantly licking yourself clean. Ha! ha!
Well, at least she's YOUR queen. I recall something about wasting a whole lot of tea to ensure that she wasn't mine, so wtf....
It is local news for me, I can't leave the bloody house because of the crowds and if I catch up with the Ozzie couple who used my car as a picnic table I'll flippin swing for 'em
God save the King and all that
Enjoying your Twining's this morning?
.... they'll have lost their royal warrant now, probably have to put organic chicken honeysuckle in it to get one from King Charlie.
Yeah, but how many rest days do I need? LolRest is just as important as hard work! It’s not nothing
Lool I dunno, what do ya wish you was up to on your days off?
Photography, I used to be big into it. But it kind of a long story why I no longer have any camera gear, lol.
Sounds like an interesting story
