Dustii- awh, lovely! Nice to meet you
Condemned- depends what kind of quality/material you want. They range from around £10 for a cheap, fancy dress one, to thousands for a good-quality one. Maybe have a look in joke/charity shops or online auction sites? Good luck, top hats are cool.
And what am I thinking?
Man, I miss having a boyfriend. I was talking about it with a friend the other day, and although I live a good life and keep busy and active, etc, there's just one thing missing. And no matter how good the craftmanship of a wall is, if it's got one brick missing, it's just all wrong. Trying to fill that void with friends, family, exercise, food, parties, etc is all well and good, and I live a fulfilling life, but in some ways it's like trying to replace a horse with a dog. The dog may be nice, but it's just not a horse. (Unless, as my friend pointed out, it's a Great Dane, which as I'm so short, I could probably ride to work... Haha...).
I miss having someone to make breakfast for. Someone to stroke their hair lovingly as they snore and dribble on my pillow and take up ALL the bed space.
I have so, so much love to give. I love making other people happy.
I just wish someone wanted me. I guess I'm not good enough for anyone else at the moment.