Is there any specific reason why you always make everything to be about yourself? No, it's not about you. And no, I don't even think of you during the day, nor during the night.
I have no idea why you have friends and a girlfriend. I mean, you're 18, an adult, and a **** senior in High School; you shouldn't be playing "pretend". Heh, if you can do it, so can I. Compared to you I would be popular!
I've put up with a lot of ******* honeysuckle from you... you will not blame me for that. That's your fault. You did it. I'm sorry that you have problems fessing up to the stuff you're responsible for, but I won't take that on me. No, sir, no no no. I will not.