Is there any specific reason why you always make everything to be about yourself? No, it's not about you. And no, I don't even think of you during the day, nor during the night.
I have no idea why you have friends and a girlfriend. I mean, you're 18, an adult, and a damn senior in High School; you shouldn't be playing "pretend". Heh, if you can do it, so can I. Compared to you I would be popular!
I've put up with a lot of ******* **** from you... you will not blame me for that. That's your fault. You did it. I'm sorry that you have problems fessing up to the stuff you're responsible for, but I won't take that on me. No, sir, no no no. I will not.