What Would You Do If?

[9006]

Move house.

What would you do if you could only eat BBQ food that also had to be cooked on a BBQ?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Do it.

What would you do if you were given a beautiful house for free, but it is situated in a faraway country you don't know of?

 

[9006]

I'd probably have to sell it and buy one more local.

What would you do if you were offered the job of your dreams, but you had to spend a weekend in a haunted house?

 

[Oldyoung]

I would give it a try, hoping that my skepticism towards 'unnatural' things holds water..

What would you do if I hired 10 clowns to constantly entertain you for 3 days?

 

[Edward W]

Probably end up with some phobia about clowns, or become one myself - 50/50 I think.

What would you do if I quit my job and announced I wanted to be a professional clown?

 

[9006]

I'd say you already are.

What would you do if you had free fuel for a year?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wow, store up as much as possible.

What would you do if your eyes were closing but you have to complete a really important task due in an hour?

 

[jzinsky]

Do it blind?

What would you do if every post you made on this site ended up being the last one on the thread?

 

[9006]

Then the site would be rather dead.

What would you do if you could only communicate by arguing?

 

[Cavey]

Do you really need to know the answer? No? I didn't think so...

What would you do if belligerence was your only emotion?

 

[jzinsky]

More importantly what would you do asking stupid questions like that huh?
Seriously though I'd probably just own being the frustrated ass.

What would you do if you suddenly became superman/superwoman (as in you gained superpowers, but no-one else knew)

 

[9006]

I'd definitely keep it to myself.

What would you do if you had a runny nose 24 hours a day?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd try to find ways to stop it or it will drive me crazy.

What would you do if bunnies keep appearing in your home?

 

[9006]

Take up some target practice.

What would you do if you woke with ginormous ****s?

 

[WishingWell]

I'd cry. I think my ****s are fine just the way they are now.


What would you do if I tripped over something, fell on you and knocked you over?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd probably laugh it off.

What would you do if you find out your best friend is stalking you every minute of the day?

 

[9006]

Shrug my shoulders.

What would you do if you were hard to impress?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd probably always be miserable. :\

What would you do if you started growing webs in your wrists like Spiderman?

 

[9006]

Go an TP someone's house... only with webs.

What would you do if someone stole all the toilet roll from your entire town?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd have to order some from another town.

What would you do if your house started to flood?