What Would You Do If?

[user 150037]

I would lock you out of the house and have it all to myself.

What would you do if I poured a bucket of ice cold water over your head?

 

[Jessicat]

I would scream. 
Then chase after you!

What would you do if I stood outside of your window with a boombox and 80 clothes?

 

[Danielle]

I would swoon

What would you do if I ate your lunch?

 

[user 150037]

Jessi, I was expecting you to respond with something like 'I would stab you to death'. lol.

Dani, If you ate my lunch, I would just find something else to eat. You're probably too nice to be mad at.

What would you do if I played the bongo on your head?

 

[Joturbo]

Guess I'd get my marachs out..I mean maracasthat's the musical instrument

What would you do if I made you dig my garden?

 

[Jessicat]

I would dig it but have a terrible bitchy attitude while I do it.

What would you do if I chased after you with a shovel?

 

[Danielle]

Jessi, I was expecting you to respond with something like 'I would stab you to death'. lol.

Dani, If you ate my lunch, I would just find something else to eat.  You're probably too nice to be mad at.

What would you do if I played the bongo on your head?

Awwwww  thanks Hewho!!! 


I would run screaming if you came at me with a shovel.... I'm a fraidy cat!


What would you do if your boss yelled at you for no reason?

 

[Joturbo]

Not sure never happened but I suppose stand there and smile and think he's having a bad day

What would you do if if someone dropped a hot coffee in your lap?

 

[user 150037]

I would take off my trousers and use them to strangle that person.

What would you do if I hypnotized you to dance like a drunk monkey?

 

[Joturbo]

Restrict your Planet of the Apes DVD obsession

What would you do if you could not take your eyes off of the most amazing down the gym.

 

[user 150037]

lol. I've never even watched 'Planet of the Apes'.

What would you do if you caught me sniffing your underwear?

 

[Jessicat]

Tell you to keep it.

What would you do if a rain cloud kept following you around, always raining on you?

 

[user 150037]

I'd carry an umbrella.

What would you do if you caught me sleeping in your bed?

 

[Joturbo]

I'd set my yorkie on you

What would you do if I said you were insane?

 

[Jently]

Agree with you

What would you do if you saw a stranger with their flies undone?

 

[Joturbo]

Set my yorkie on him

What would you do if I said you had a beautiful body?

 

[Jently]

Suggest you get your eyes tested

What would you do if you were being stalked?

 

[Joturbo]

Employ a sniper

What would you do if a doctor said you couldnt drink anymore?

 

[Hazed]

Be relieved.

What would you do if you were about to collapse?

 

[user 150037]

Send Joturbo's yorkie off with a message on his collar.

What would you do if Joturbo's yorkie chased you down the street?