What Would You Do If?

[ThatOneDude]

I'd be astounded that there was a place with a communal coat closet.

What would you do if the oceans turned into mountain dew voltage overnight?

 

[Dessa]

^^ Ok so you're officially hereby declared obsessed with mountain dew. Once is enough, twice is one too many. And probably drink it.

What would you do if aliens visit earth?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Befriend them. Get awesome tech. World domination.

What would you do if you had to swordfight a zombie samurai?

 

[Dessa]

Accept my fate.

What would you do if I hug you?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Um...I have no clue?

what would you do if you had to fight this guy?

 

[Dessa]

You and Ip Man. I would lose. So bad. Like a loser.

What would you do if YOU had to fight him?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Shoot his ass.

What would you do if you found a bag filled with 100,000 dollars and a loaded gun?

 

[Dessa]

Donate the money to the Odessa charity and shoot someone. Just anyone.

What would you do if your penis got chopped off by a psycho girl?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Justifiable homicide.

what would you do if you suddenly developed telekinesis?

 

[Dessa]

WORLD DOMINATION

Same question.

 

[ThatOneDude]

eh, world domination sounds fine.

what would you do if you were suddenly trapped in a saw movie?

 

[Dessa]

Accept my fate. Do whatever it is I gotta do short of killing anyone.

Same question.

 

[ThatOneDude]

To quote Jigsaw from the first movie. "Oh yes, there will be blood..."

What would you do if you were thrown into battle royale?

 

[Dessa]

KILL EVERYONE.

You?

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd say WTF.

What would you do if found a wallet full of money?

 

[Dessa]

Keep it.

Same question.

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd say "What wallet?"

What would you do if you caught your kid smoking a cigarette?

 

[Dessa]

I would make him/her smoke one pack in one sitting.

Same question.

 

[Blue Bob]

I'd spank the kid.

What would you do if you ran over a dog in a strange part of town and it was obviously dead?

 

[Dessa]

Bury it.

Same question.