What Would You Do If?

[Blue Bob]

I'd drive off if I thought it was a stray. I'd look for the owner if I thought it had one close.

What would you do if tomorrow was 12/21/12 (the end of the mayan calendar)?

 

[Dessa]

I will probably go about the usual.

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'd laugh my ass off, whether the world ended or not.

what would you do if a crow talked to you and said you had to assemble a guitar out of garbage and play purple haze on it or the world would explode?

 

[Dessa]

Crow I can't play guitar. OH NOES!

Same question.

 

[ThatOneDude]

I'd wing it.

What would you do if you discovered a 120 year old bottle of absinthe?

 

[Dessa]

Um get totally wasted on it. Risk death.

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Sell it to a rich dude for big bucks.

What would you do if you found an attache case with a gun and 100 untraceable bullets?

 

[Dessa]

Carry out hits. And kill a bunch of people I don't like.

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Eh, probably the same. Probably sell some of them too.

What would you do if you were given a day where you could do anything you waned and not get arrested, you had unlimited cash (but only for that day) and no one would remember after?

 

[Dessa]

Oh so many devious things.

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Same.

what would you do if I didn't ask a question?

 

[Dessa]

I would probably not answer, in that I'll tell you I won't answer

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

I dont know.

What would you do if you came home and Nathan Fillion was sitting on your bed naked?

 

[Dessa]

The dirty things I'll make him do to me....

You?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Get his autograph! duh!

what would you do if I didnt have a question?

 

[Blue Bob]

i wouldn't reply

what would you do if you cut off your ear lobe while shaving?

 

[ThatOneDude]

sew it back on

what would you do if a squirrel started sleeping in your bed?

 

[Blue Bob]

i won't say

what would you do if you were stranded on an uninhabited island with Angelica Bridges, there's a search and rescue boat patrolling off shore, and she's passed out from the hooch you made from coconuts?

 

[ThatOneDude]

toss her in the woods. if the harlot drank up all my coconut booze she must die.

what would you do if a wizard said he would give you anything you wanted if you ate a live RUS? would you do is and what would you wish for?

 

[Dessa]

Hells yeah but idk what a rus is. I'll wish for world domination.

Same question.