What Would You Do If?

[theraab]

I keep telling you no, Scorsese...pretty soon I'm going to stop taking your calls. (alt. what kind of movie? alt. Well, I was in a movie once, but I did it because I needed the money for college.)

What would you do if you woke up chained to a radiator?

 

[WallflowerGirl83]

I'd freak out. Scream. Try to get free.

What would you do if a random stranger gave you a hug?

 

[MissGuided]

Well, I was in a movie once, but I did it because I needed the money for college.

I thought the lap dancing paid your tuition?

I'd freak out. Scream. Try to get free.

What would you do if a random stranger gave you a hug?

Check my pockets....

What would you do if you saw your 70-yr-old overtly hairy neighbor in a speedo?

 

[theraab]

Go get a razor and...carve out my eyeballs.

What would you do if the water to your house stopped flowing?

 

[tom_lonely]

Call the water people?


What would you do if your house began to sink into a sinkhole?

 

[theraab]

Thank God and call my insurance company.

What would you do if your car fell into a sink hole?

 

[Callie]

Thank God and call my insurance company.

What would you do if YOU feel into a sink hole?

 

[theraab]

Sigh loudly, the way I imagine Ziggy would if he were real.

What would you do if grass started growing from your carpet?

 

[BrokenInside]

Whoa! i will capture the moment and pin it on pinterest lol
What would you do if someone offers you to play Jack in Titanic Remake?

 

[theraab]

I turned it down when I was 18, and I'm just not going to have that fight with James Cameron again.

What would you do if someone offered you the role of Rose (was that her name?) in the Titanic remake?

 

[Callie]

I would be fired because when I had to say "I'll never let go Jack"....well, I WOULDN'T ******* LET GO :CLUB:

What would you do if Titanic was 6 hours long?

 

[theraab]

Hope that the theater hit an iceberg.

What would you do if you were on a sinking ship?

 

[Callie]

Run away from Rose.

What would you do if I told you the earth was flat?

 

[theraab]

Warn my brother (he has a boat).

What would you do if the moon were going to crash into the Earth?

 

[BrokenInside]

I will move to Mars
What would you do if you turn in to a magnet?

 

[theraab]

Find myself an iron woman and live the dream.

What would you do if you had squirrels in your attic?

 

[BrokenInside]

I will make em friends.
What would you do if Iron Woman turns you down?

 

[theraab]

Doesn't matter, I'm a magnet, how is she gonna get rid of me? She can't push me or throw me - I'll just stick to her. In fact, this sounds a lot like most of my relationships.

What would you do if you woke up and all your furniture had been rearranged?

 

[MissGuided]

Be irritated that they didn't vacuum, as well.

What would you do if you discovered a tiny family of elves living in your closet?

 

[theraab]

Let them be, they have to make their cookies in there ever since I chopped down that darn tree.

What would you do if you could run like the Flash?