What Would You Do If?

[Callie]

I would use my toaster oven, of course....but I don't really make toast, so not really an issue

What would you do if you had a pineapple?

 

[theraab]

Find someone who knows how to properly cut it, and then share it with them.

What would you do if you had a pomegranate?

 

[Callie]

OH OH OH, I know how to cut them

Um...I would probably throw it at someone because they are hard

What would you do if I threw a pomegranate at you?

 

[theraab]

Duck.

What would you do if the world ran out of M & Ms?

 

[Callie]

I don't really like them, so again, no big deal for me. (I have expensive tastes when it comes to chocolate)

What would you do if you ruled the world?

 

[theraab]

Name Callie the Queen!

What would you do if you were the queen?

 

[Callie]

Awww, shucks *blushes*
Bring the Guillotine back


What would you do if a child was president?

 

[theraab]

Listen to them - they probably have some good ideas - Four more years!

What would you do if it turned out that the Hokie Pokie really is what it's all about?

 

[wolf359]

Ask Queen Callie to change it.

What would you do if there was no speed limit?

 

[musicstoodstill]

I'd put my right hand out, then i'd put my right hand in and then i'd ...you know....shake it all about it.

What would you do if the person who posted after you wanted to meet you?

 

[musicstoodstill]

Speed.

What would you do if you could fly to the moon?

 

[wolf359]

Fly

What would you do if the sun never set?

 

[theraab]

Buy stock in a sunscreen company.

What would you do if roosters crowed outside your window every morning?

 

[Callie]

Shoot them, of course

What would you do if Elmo ruled the world?

 

[theraab]

Get the lucrative letter "E" sponsorship deal.

What would you do if Mr. Rogers came back to life?

 

[Callie]

Burn his cardigans

What would you do if women burned bras again?

 

[theraab]

Offer free matches to anyone who needed them... Fight to repeal anti-arson laws... I could go on, but won't.

What would you do if the only restaurant left was Arbys?

 

[TropicalStarfish]

I'd eat a beef sammich with Arby's sauce.

What would you do if you smelled of rotten meat forever and ever?

 

[theraab]

Wear A-1 as my new cologne.

What would you do if there were no forks?

 

[Callie]

Use sporks

What would you do if you found out your life was a reality show that has been taping you for years?