What Would You Do If?

[MissGuided]

Make a shitload of ranch dressing.

What would you do if the universal gesture for 'hello' was the middle finger instead of a wave?

 

[theraab]

Finally fit in.

What would you do if you strong enough to lift cars over your head?

 

[Veilside05]

I will start going to car parks and re-arrange people's rides. It will be so amusing.

What would you do if there isnt anything to do.

 

[theraab]

Logically speaking - nothing.

What would you do if they based a TV show on your life?

 

[MissGuided]

Ask the Kardashians for advice, then do the opposite.

What would you do if the only place to shop was Walmart?

 

[Lonely in BC]

Take a camera to capture the funky stylings of Wal-Martians....some of them there folks know how to dress

What would you do if someone's dog did the nasty on your front lawn and the owner just walked away without cleaning it up?

 

[theraab]

Find where they live and then go Travis Bickle on them.

What would you do if all foods were packed in clear gelatin?

 

[Callie]

Learn to be a farmer

What would you do if we didn't have thumbs?

 

[Sci-Fi]

Buy a strap on...thumb.

What would you do if summer never came

 

[Callie]

Be grateful

What would you do if it was always winter?

 

[theraab]

Be glad and get some snow tires.

What would you do if you saw a boulder rolling toward your car while you were on a narrow road?

 

[Callie]

Get out and watch in delight as my car was demolished

What would you do if you woke up at 4:30 every morning?

 

[theraab]

Go to be an hour earlier.

What would you do if you had to repaint your house every week?

 

[Veilside05]

i will not buy any furniture.

What would you do if you need to travel around the world with limited money?

 

[Callie]

Be a stowaway and hitchhike

What would you do if the world's water dried up?

 

[edamame721]

Move to Mars when they figure out how to melt the ice caps there. Oh yeah, and figure out quick space travel. =P

What would you do if everyone talked in song and your life was like a musical?

 

[theraab]

Shoot myself. la la la. Shoot myself.

What would you do if a cheetah was trapped inside your car?

 

[Callie]

Say "awww, kitty " Tranquilize it so I can get it out and keep it forever

What would you do if Pokemon were real :O

 

[theraab]

I'm not sure what Pokemons do...I guess turn myself into a cartoon.

What would you do if you woke up duct taped to your bed?

 

[Phaedron]

I would wonder where my kinky sex partner went.

What would you do if we suddenly had food replicators, immortality, the cure for all known diseases, including all STDs, and all the authorities were overthrown and we just became one happy planet?
But the catch is (luke 20:27-38) in that age they become like the angels, they do not marry, neither can they die anymore. So you can't marry or die anymore...