What Would You Do If?

[theraab]

Go with the flow and live in sin with the one I loved forever.

What would you do if you saw a great horned beast rising from the ground?

 

[MissGuided]

Thank him for last night and offer him coffee.

What would you do if table chairs only had 3 legs?

 

[theraab]

Start dating a woman with only one foot (life is about balance).

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

 

[Callie]

Stand up and walk out on you

What would you do if the color blue didn't exist?

 

[lolgirl]

see everything different

What would you do if you didn't have internet for a week?

 

[theraab]

Have to actually work between 8 and 4:30 on weekdays

What would you do if all your shoes were stolen?

 

[Callie]

Cry....then whine til someone bought me better ones Then find the person who stole my shoes and shove a stiletto up their ass

What would you do if you stole my shoes?

 

[theraab]

Pray that you never found me...but buy some lube to have on hand just in case.

What would you do if the house next to yours was on fire

 

[MissGuided]

Offer my neighbors some marshmallows.


What would you do if you were Spider-Man?

 

[theraab]

Dump that needy Mary Jane girl.

What would you do if you were Batman?

 

[MissGuided]

Tell Robin to man up and quit being a little bitch.

What would you do if the circus was in town?

 

[musicstoodstill]

hunt down all the clowns and......

what would you do if clowns kidnapped you?

 

[Lonely in BC]

Pity the fools- I'm not really user friendly.

What would you do if your car suddenly died while driving up a steep hill?

 

[musicstoodstill]

$#($)#*$)@(*$)@*$#@)#*$( then i'd roll out of the car.

What would you do if the plane you are flying in, lost a wing?

 

[theraab]

Hope that the pilot didn't have fish for dinner.

What would you do if the paparazzi followed you around?

 

[BrokenInside]

I will wear my invisibility cloak.
What would you do if someone comes to your house and claims its theirs?

 

[theraab]

Take my dog and yell "See ya' suckers" and drive away laughing.

What would you do if a sewer pipe burst under your house?

 

[Callie]

Probably cry, go after them with a crowbar and then call my dad, brother or ex to fix it

What would you do if you lived with Bert and Ernie?

 

[theraab]

Shave off their eyebrows, super glue them together, and beat them in a way that would teach them how petty their disagreements with each other really are.

What would you do if you met Elmo?

 

[Callie]

chop his head off (after making my kids leave the room, of course)

What would you do if shoes had no tongues :O