What Would You Do If?

[Lonely in BC]

Err...big cat scares me!

What would you do if a lady in her 40s calls you 'uncle'?

Since I'm in my forties I'd me disturbed unless she was calling "uncle" in regards to fun n' games

What would you do if someone in a suit knocked on the door and attempted to hand you an "official" looking envelope?

 

[theraab]

Pretend I wasn't there.

What would you do if you woke up but your eyes wouldn't open?

 

[BrokenInside]

Until i get to the hospital to run a few tests, i will use matchsticks to keep em open.

What you do if you wake up and find yourself 2 feet above your bed?

 

[theraab]

Grab the covers, hide under them and try to go back to sleep.

What would you do if you could change one thing about yourself?

 

[BrokenInside]

I would get rid of timidity.

What would you do if you could relive your life?

 

[SirLancelot]

Study more

What would you do if Darth Vader was your father

 

[theraab]

Destroy the emperor and rule the universe with dad

What would you do if your car died in the middle of nowhere?

 

[SirLancelot]

Survive using the teachings of Ray Mears

What would you do if you were approached by a mysterious man in a cloak that said you are the chosen one

 

[LonelyInAtl]

I would ask "Great! Where is Ed McMahon?"

What would you do if you were offered eternal health at the cost of sacrificing a loved one?

 

[SirLancelot]

I'd take eternal health and use it to Dexter the planet

What would you do if you could shape shift

 

[Lonely in BC]

That would be great, I'd so mess with people.

What would you do if a random stranger came up and gave you a hug?

 

[SirLancelot]

Leg sweep

What would you do if your son was at home and he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money cause his daddy's gone

 

[theraab]

^somewhere smokin' rock now? In and out of lockdown?

I would get up on my feet and stop making tired excuses.

What would you do if you had 100x normal strength?

 

[SirLancelot]

Masturbate really slowly / launch ice caps into space

What would you do if you were mcguyver

 

[theraab]

Get a bunch of duct tape, matches and zip ties and conquer the world.

What would you do if you were Batman?

 

[SirLancelot]

Dress as the joker and cause mayhem just so I felt needed

What would you do if you realised you were being followed by Shredders henchmen

 

[theraab]

Hide in the sewers

What would you do if you found a grocery bag full of cash?

 

[BrokenInside]

Hand it over to a cop.

What would you do if you're offered to be taken to a space trip?

 

[theraab]

Stock up on Tang.

What would you do if you had three arms?

 

[ucxb]

be the world's fastest swimmer

What would you do if you could have any job?