What's best on toast?

[Ak5]

Butter only for me

 

[DreamerDeceiver]

orange marmalade.

 

[TheSolitaryMan]

Egg AND Beans.

*Slobber*

 

[Minus]

I should try beans

 

[IgnoredOne]

Napalm. The smell of victory.

 

[Okiedokes]

Butter- the "Can't believe it's not butter kind". lol

 

[Chasm]

avocado
LoLoLoL
again im missng n option here

 

[TheRealCallie]

I felt bad for dry toast, so I voted for that

 

[johnny196775]

I like to turn toast into garlic bread.

 

[painter's radio]

So, has anyone ever hurled a piece of toast and caught someone right between the eyes with it?

Actually, I once accidentally threw burnt toast at a police officer, while tripping my nuts off on LSD.

Me and about 10 friends had all taken it in his flat, which was on the third story on the edge of town. We were all laughing like mentalists and someone decided it would be a good idea to make toast on the cooker. Of course time was massively distorted for us so we ended up burning it and setting the fire alarm off.

I grabbed this smoking toast and tossed it out the window onto the street. We were looking down into the darkness and wondered if we could actually see a person down there looking up at us, or if we were just hallucinating.

Some time went by and we decided to brave the night and go walkies up the local illuminated mountain. When we left the building, a policeman came up to us and asked if it was us throwing burnt toast at him. We froze, like a rabbit in headlights, completely unable to move or function. One of us plucked up the courage to say sorry.

"Where you going then, lads?" he asked.

"Up there..." my friend said, as he pointed to the mountain.

"Well, stay out of trouble then" replied the cop, before sliding away into the distance.

He knew.

True story.

 

[9006]

My option isn't there.

*smirks*

 

[beautiful loser]

Some list...where's the Marmite?

 

[Gravely]

My favorite thing to eat on toast is jam or jelly, specifically strawberry.

 

[jaguarundi]

Butter, with butter, and possibly some additional butter.

Maybe thick cut Oxford marmalade on a weekend. Not forgetting the butter, of course.

 

[sk66rc]

I don't like toasted bread... Only kind of toast I like is French toast... So I guess that counts as egg? I only like plain white bread & rare times I feel like putting something on it, I put honey...

 

[beautiful loser]

Like Jaguarundi, lots of butter, but...with lemon curd...game, set, match.

 

[ringwood]

Ummmm....Cheez Whiz!!!! Has no one mentioned this yet?! (Haven't looked at all the replies)

 

[beautiful loser]

Ummmm....Cheez Whiz!!!! Has no one mentioned this yet?! (Haven't looked at all the replies)

Uh no, but "cheese" is on the list, so that is fairly close, although not as gooey. *rolls eyes*

 

[Littlesecret]

Almond butter

 

[johnny196775]

Almond butter

cashew butter is good also.