when i was a child i thought that...

[simhthmss]

i thought this world was fair and natural...boy was i in for a surprise

 

[AmytheTemperamental]

when I was a child, I thought Mike Meyers and Michael Meyers were the same person.

 

[LadyDaria]

. and so I went to my dad all upset and crying asking him what exactly happens when you have a heart throb...and he just sat and laughed at me!

LOL!!!

 

[nerdygirl]

Until I was around 7, when my mother was angry with me, she'd pick me up and dangle me upside down over the toilet. Usually, it was for something like getting a 95% on a test instead of a 100%, or some such thing. Anyway, she'd tell me that I was stupid and that she should flush me down the toilet. Obviously, I wasn't very bright, because I'd believe her and scream and cry until she put me back on the floor.

 

[Outcast]

When I was little and people asked me where I lived, I would point and say in the condoms over there. Later I found out it was condominium. No wonder I got those strange looks.

 

[Adamridge79]

Very young, just learning words. I thought the road signs that said 'Closed to thru traffic' meant the road was closed on Thursdays

 

[Cherubino]

boys and girls use the same bathroom (at kindergarten)