When watching **** becomes just sad...it's time to kill your sex drive.

[discolemonade]

Like Pinnochio!

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^But my nose doesn't grow. XD

I won't tell you what else might, if conditions are right.

lulz

I's a dirty boi.

P.S. Yet I'm sure this response was entirely expected. ^_^

 

[discolemonade]

Hmmm. Where are you keeping the blue fairy?

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^I don't like fairies. They get too much ******* glitter everywhere.

 

[Luna]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8229/****.png



...

 

[tal]

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8229/****.png

lol I'm sure when I get older and technology has improved so much so that webcams stream HD video (or maybe even 3d video ), I'll wonder how I survived on those blocky camstreams.

Well I spend plenty of time watching **** and it can get pretty sad when that's all you've got. When it feels like that you just gotta take a break I guess. I find the less I do watch it, the less I want to for a short while until the need comes back. The 'do it as quickly as possible' method also works, but imo if you're gonna do it, might as well do it well and try to enjoy it.

I always avoid watching anything with couples in and I think that helps a bit in making me feel less lonely. Also watching cams on sites like cam4 or camfuze is more enjoyable because there's real people interacting and sometimes quite amusing conversations going on so again it feels less lonely.

Unfortunately I can't offer any useful advise on stopping one's sex drive. There are occassions when I wish I could kill it off, but generally I find **** to be one of my favourite passtimes and although there's more productive things I could be doing, I don't think they're enough on their own to keep me content.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^I remember staying up late as a kid to watch scrambled **** on the movie channels. I didn't have internet, and those channels blocked late night access unless you paid for it... but every 5-20 seconds or so, the grainy-squiggles would cease long enough to catch a glimpse of ****y or bangin'.

[img=300x260]http://www.josephheeg.com/live/com_...rt_image1422/TV_ScrambledPorn_02_en.jpg[/img]

Damn I feel old. @_@

 

[discolemonade]

I remember back in the good ole days when the closest thing I got to **** was when the helicopters flew over my neighborhood looking for pedophiles.

Those were the good days..

 

[Badjedidude]

I remember back in the good ole days when the closest thing I got to **** was when the helicopters flew over my neighborhood looking for pedophiles.

We just shoot ours over here.

Easier and less taxpayer money.

 

[eris]

lol I'm sure when I get older and technology has improved so much so that webcams stream HD video (or maybe even 3d video ), I'll wonder how I survived on those blocky camstreams.

There is a lot of 3d ****, and it is awesome. . .

Wait ! no. Uh. its bad yeah. bad

^^^I remember staying up late as a kid to watch scrambled **** on the movie channels.

I did that too

but I am older than you, so I had one of those slider-channel-boxes...and sometimes I could tune it so it would come in, but just black and white and snowy.

 

[tangerinedream]

My favorite part of this thread:

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8229/****.png

My second favorite part:

^^^I remember staying up late as a kid to watch scrambled **** on the movie channels. I didn't have internet, and those channels blocked late night access unless you paid for it... but every 5-20 seconds or so, the grainy-squiggles would cease long enough to catch a glimpse of ****y or bangin'.

[img=300x260]http://www.josephheeg.com/live/com_...rt_image1422/TV_ScrambledPorn_02_en.jpg[/img]

 

[jean-vic]

**** actors are the best in the world. Wooden in so many senses of the word.

 

[Ak5]

I stopped looking at it a long time ago.

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^In Soviet Russia, **** WATCHES YOU!!!

*sigh*

idunnowhyidoitsometimes, i really don't...

 

[grainofrice24]

**** is unhealthy...I gave it up a while ago. One of the better decisions I've made in my life.

 

[Lost Soul]

SORRY.​

I told myself "Luna, you've got to stop coming to these boards and flooding it with your misery. Nobody cares anyway. Get a life."
Or maybe, I should go out and get laid but nooooooo...my womanly emotions would rather have me find a long-term partner vs prowling a downtown bar; hooking up with some random guy who probably has multiple STDs, an angry baby-momma, and lives in a crappy apartment with ugly, flowery wallpaper.

And besides, prowling sounds like work.
I wear light makeup maybe once or twice a week, and even then - still look shiteous.
I don't know how to "poof" my hair, walk in heels, and if I tried stripping, I would probably trip myself and fall flat on my face.
BY THE TIME I GET MY SWEATER OFF, THE SAID GUEST WILL HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.
OKAY?!
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE SEXY ANYWAY.
YOU COULD GIVE ME A "HOW TO BE SEXY FOR DUMMIES" AND I'D STILL **** UP SOMEHOW.
INSTEAD OF GETTING A SEXY SHOW, YOU'D BE ROLLING ON YOUR SIDES LOL'ING THINKING I WAS DOING A COMEDY.
JUST SAYIN'.
ANYWAY.

THERE COMES A POINT AFTER WATCHING OVER 234892048109-213A@# HOURS OF **** YOU REALIZE THAT...YOU KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY SAD.
I KNOW SOME OF YOU DISAGREED WITH MY CELIBACY THREAD, BUT I AM GOING TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY (Not *that* way, because I am not sexy) - AND SERIOUS WITH YOU ALL NOW.

So...
How does one go about permanently killing their sex drive?

I have taken both birth control pills and anti-depressants separately and they did not help for that. I still have quite a bit left over and am thinking of mashing them together in some fruity drink for me to chug down, because I am stubborn and I hate to take any medication of any sort.
I would do this in hopes that the "out of sight, out of mind" concept will work.
I am aware that I sound like a nutter, but alas, I have been left with no choice!

******, complain, *****, *****, complain some more*

The good thing about marriage (ideally) is that I will have some sex-slave for life that hopefully knows how to fix a car.

Uh...
Suggestions...suggestions...real suggestions...plz...
And yes, I am being very ******* serious.
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I care if anyone does. Also, watching **** is not healthy and it's bad. If you're looking for a shag, save it for someone special, save it for marriage IMO. I'm sure the opportunity (to get married) will come along, even if times are hard now, that may change. There has been many people who have been lonely and found happiness and live successful lives. Even someone like me, who as Asperger's Syndrome.

 

[Stubby Holders]

This is why I don't watch **** & don't do "solo sex". It kills my sex-drive and stops me from feeling sexually frustrated. o_o

Better than any antidepressant or birth control drug in my opinion.

I agree with you it's sucks to be alone it is so boring when you are alone beside it is not exciting,