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I never tried one. Are they tastey? Are they like meat on a stick at the fair? Ha! ha!
Finished, I have not laughed all day. Thank you, truly!
Would you like a chicken fried soy chicken?
I put soy in most of my marinades especially chicken, it needs the salt.

Would you eat a smoked turkey leg?
 
Finished, I have not laughed all day. Thank you, truly!

I put soy in most of my marinades especially chicken, it needs the salt.

Would you eat a smoked turkey leg?
Good!!!! Ha! Ha!

No. I bought some and tried preparing them for my grandparents a long time ago. They looked super yummy. But, they were rock hard and I never could soften them up to eat them. Ha! ha!

Would you eat something that a Horder made in their house?
 
Well there are hoarders and then there are nasty motherfuckers that don't clean. If the kitchen is clean then yeah but only if I know them well. Otherwise, not a chance.

Would you eat a meal prepared at a house that has 6 inside animals?
 
Sure, they are a little crazy. But, they appear clean, atleast when they are performing on TV
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Would you date someone that was also in love with Miss Piggy?
 
6 animals inside? Sure. As long as everything was still kept clean. In a hoarder's house? Nope. Those houses always look nasty.

Would you date someone outside of your own race?
 
You win the prize. I have only dated one different race, native american.

Probably not. I don't think there are any men that are shorter than I am except for midgets.

Would you marry someone who has minor children?
 
Yes. Although I do NOT want my own kids I would date / marry someone that already has kids. Although, I'm old now. So maybe I better rethink that one. Ha! ha!

Would you allow your spouse to bring an additional person into the bedroom during sex?
 
no ... I'm old fashion when it comes to spousing
Surely you don't believe that some women are not dangerous
we don't have fire arms in my country and women are rarely dangerous with blades

would you have sex with an ugly alien that can take the form of anyone you wish
 
Absolutely. If something can trick my eyes into seeing and feeling what I want then I would have sex with anything. I'm jealose of people who naturally fall in love and have sexual gratification with inanimate objects. That would be perfect!

Would you hide your partner from others if they were very unattractive?
 
Lets see...no because for some reason having sex would probably be the farthest thing from my mind if I encountered a shape shifting anything. Unless it would make me a shale shifter then he'll yes.

Same question
 
Probably. I would skip all other meals and just have donuts for the day. Krispy Kreme donuts would work.

Would you want to be a passenger into outer space if you had the chance?
 
If there was no silly drama about who's ******* who and who ate all the marshmallows and who did anything else that someone doesn't like...actually no, I wouldn't because I don't watch reality tv that involves human interaction. Animals I would watch, they are far more interesting.

Would you go on a night nature walk with a group of strangers in an unfamiliar area?
 
You mean like zombies? Sure, according to the TV shows, the white guy rarely gets killed until the end. I'd leave just before that happened. :)

Would you take a bath using the same water righ after someone else?
 
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