Would you rather..

[MissGuided]

Oh YES, a slip-and-slide! I cut the bejesus out of my foot on one of those as a kid, but it was totally worth it.

Would you rather dress up as The Flash or The Green Lantern?

 

[theraab]

The Green Lantern (or the Green Arrow)

Would you rather go to a club or a comic book store for New Years Eve?

 

[MissGuided]

^ ROFL! Nice reference.

The comic book store, especially if I was with some really cool, smart guys in superhero costumes.

Would you rather have an app that makes fart noises or stutters?

 

[theraab]

Who can resist a good fart noise.

Would you rather share an elevator with someone with moderate BO or someone wearing way too much perfume?

 

[MissGuided]

Definitely the one who smells like a French prostitute on payday.

Would you rather sleep with bed bugs or find spider crickets in your bathtub?

 

[theraab]

Spider crickets don't bother me.

Would you rather have a moth stuck in your ear or a spider cricket jump on your arm?

 

[MissGuided]

^you're my hero. Those fuckers terrify me.

Give me the moth.

Would you rather wear a perm or braces for the rest of your life?

 

[Fustar]

perm, braces suck

would you rather eat a grasshopper, or a beetle?

 

[theraab]

Grasshopper.

Would you rather swim in a pool of jelly or a pool of molasses?

 

[WishingWell]

Jelly

Would you rather read a book or write a book?

 

[Okiedokes]

Read a book

Would you rather have a spider in your bed or a fly in your drink?

 

[MissGuided]

fly in my drink - I hate spiders.

Would you rather take a bubble bath or long, steamy shower?

 

[theraab]

Long, steamy shower - I don't think bath tubs are that comfortable

Would you rather have a hot tea or a hot chocolate?

 

[MissGuided]

tea

Would you rather watch a Powerpoint presentation on sexual harassment by HR or create a Powerpoint presentation on sexual harassment FOR HR?

 

[theraab]

For HR

Would you rather operate a backhoe or ride in a glider?

 

[MissGuided]

^lol...you said, 'ho'....

Backhoe

Would you rather be out of laundry soap or dish soap?

 

[theraab]

dish soap

Would you rather wear a shower cap or barber's cape to work?

 

[Lonely in BC]

Hmmm, likely the cape.

Would you rather watch a movie or a reality show?

 

[theraab]

Movie.

Would you rather be able to go backward or forward in time?

 

[MissGuided]

backward

Would you rather know what is going to happen in five minutes or five years?