Would you rather..

[Edward W]

Sing, not that I can.

Would you rather visit the desert or an arctic tundra?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Arctic tundra

Would you rather flip or somersault?

 

[9006]

Flip

Would you rather choke or drown? haha

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oh god lol. Neither?

Would you rather stay upside down or lay flat on your stomach?

 

[9006]

Flat

Would you rather have gray hair or be bald?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Gray hair, then I can dye it!

Would you rather feel breathless or sneeze non-stop?

 

[9006]

Sneeze - I already do non stop!

Would you rather have brown bread or white?

 

[Edward W]

White.

Would you rather lose an arm or leg?

 

[9006]

Leg

Would you rather pick a spot or leave it?

 

[Edward W]

Leave it.

Would you rather take the risk or live with the if?

 

[9006]

Take a risk

Would you rather get something done or leave it until last minute?

 

[painter's radio]

Last minute.

Would you rather **** your pants in the middle of town and have to wait until you get home to clean up or have someone follow you around all day going bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep for a whole 24 hours and there's nothing you can do to stop hearing it?

 

[9006]

Have someone follow you around all day going bleepbleepbleepbleepbleepbleep for a whole 24 hours and there's nothing you can do to stop hearing it?

Would you rather buy something really expensive and have it expload and unable to get your money back, or just not bother buying it but still loose your money?

 

[Rosebolt]

The first thing, explosions are nice.

Would you rather fly in a boat or drive in a plane?

 

[painter's radio]

Depends what it is. If it's a ******** or underpants, then I'd rather it didn't explode, but if it was a firework then I bloody well hope it would.

 

[9006]

Drive in a plain

Would you rather have someone slap you in the face, or a member of the same sex kiss you as you walked down the street?

 

[painter's radio]

Slap to the face.

Would you rather put your nose to a fat man's anus and inhale as deeply as you can as he breaks wind, or have to swim a swimming pool length through animal intestines and worms?

 

[9006]

Swim a length through animal intestines and worms

Would you rather **** cakes and have a party, or piss vodka and open your own vodka bar?

 

[Rosebolt]

Definately the second, probably feels nice!

Would you rather jump from a plane without a parachute, or jump from a boat while 300 km away from any form of civilisation?

 

[9006]

2nd, at least then I'd have more chances of surviving.

Would you rather shave with a rusty bread knife or wash your face in acid?