Would you rather..

[Spare]

Write (I'm far less awkward in prose)

Would you rather run naked through a public park or take a math test?

 

[Pasha Selim]

Math test (at least won't be at TV news)
Would you rather die or spent the rest of your life in jail?

 

[Spare]

Jail. There's always the possibility of escape.

Would you rather walk across hot coals or broken glass?

 

[Pasha Selim]

I am more feared of burning.
Would you rather be a very smart person or a good looking person?

 

[lingo]

smart person! Then I will know how to make myself look good-looking even though I may not be pretty.

 

[Minus]

Tennessee

Would you rather get up early or stay up late?

 

[Spare]

Stay up late.

Would you rather eat oatmeal or cream of wheat?

 

[Minus]

Oatmeal


Would you rather browse through a used book story or a used record store?

 

[Spare]

Used book store.

Would you rather take a plane, a train, or an automobile on a long trip?

 

[Minus]

A train sounds good.


Listen to polka or disco for 24 hours straight?

 

[Fergus]

disco

Would you rather marry Adolf Hitler or Josef Fritzl?

 

[Minus]

Adolf Hitler

Would you rather live with the rats or live with the spiders?

 

[lingo]

rats.
Would you rather eat to live or live to eat?

 

[Randomact164]

eat to live

would you rather

be the one holding he gun
or
the one on the ground

 

[Pasha Selim]

I am not a saint so I choose holding the gun.
Would you rather be an excellent shooter or an excellent free-hands fighter?

 

[cubatown88]

free hand fighter
lick a dirty bum or lick a fat sweaty mans butt

 

[Minus]

a fat sweaty mans butt if i can't have both.



stick your tongue in a fan or close your hand in a car door.

 

[lingo]

Close my hand in a car door. At least, I can taste good food with a good tongue.

Would you rather be seen as joker or see a joker?

 

[DayvanCowboy]

See a joker.


Would you rather go rock climbing or deep sea diving?

 

[Minus]

deep sea diving

would you rather have soft boiled eggs or hard boiled eggs?