Would you rather..

[Badjedidude]

Bear! If I'm going, I'm going ALL THE WAY!

Would you rather eat a bear or a snake?

 

[zero]

Bear.

Would you rather hunt a snake or a crocodile?

 

[Minus]

snake

would you rather eat a snake or a crocodile?

 

[Spare]

Crocodile. *insert funny reason why here*

Would you rather hang from a tree limb by your upper lip, or listen to Milli Vanilli?

 

[Badjedidude]

UGHHHhhhhhhh tree limb! hehe

Would you rather punch a gorilla in the face or poke an alligator in the eyeball?

 

[Spare]

Poke an alligator in the eyeball. It's lack of depth perception might provide me with a few more seconds of life.

Would your rather drink an earthworm smoothie or eat a raw turtle?

 

[Minus]

smoothie

would you rather go hiking or go shopping?

 

[Badjedidude]

Hiking, definitely. I get lost when I go shopping. (d)

Would you rather eat a dead tarantula or a live black widow?

 

[Minus]

black widow. Smaller

would you rather chop onions or grate cheese?

 

[Badjedidude]

Grate cheese ^_^

Would you rather eat undercooked beans or overcooked broccoli?

 

[Minus]

undercooked beans

would you rather burn the bacon or drop the cheese?

 

[Badjedidude]

drop the cheese!

Would you rather ruin the main course or the dessert?

 

[Minus]

dessert.

would you rather fall asleep in your soup or puke on your salad?

 

[Badjedidude]

Whoa... lol I'd rather fall asleep in my soup.

Would you rather burp loudly at a fancy restaurant or puke at a fast food place?

 

[Minus]

I'll go for the fancy burp

would you rather be surrounded by cat farts or dog farts.

[oh geez]

 

[Badjedidude]

wow... ummm... dog, I guess? haha

Would you rather wear glasses or a hearing aid?

 

[Minus]

good choice.

glasses

would you rather be lost at sea or lost in the forest?

 

[zero]

forest

would you rather live in the mountains or on a beach?

 

[Minus]

mountains

Would you rather get a free meal or a free movie?

 

[Badjedidude]

Free movie!

Would you rather pet a cat or a dog?