Would you rather..

[Minus]

cat

would you rather go to the opera or to the ballet?

 

[Badjedidude]

Ballet.

Would you rather catch a rock or throw a boulder?

 

[Minus]

catch a rock

would you rather work in a cannery or on a tuna boat?

 

[Badjedidude]

Hmmmm... tuna boat!

Would you rather work on a whaling ship or on a Greenpeace ship?

 

[Minus]

Greenpeace

would you rather work as a lion tamer or as a dog breeder?

 

[Badjedidude]

Dog breeder!

Would you rather rehabilitate bears or dolphins?

 

[Minus]

dolphins

would you rather try to live on all bacon or all carrots?

 

[Badjedidude]

All bacon!

Would you rather eat a squirrel or a rabbit?

 

[Minus]

rabbit

would you rather eat lizard or snake?

 

[Badjedidude]

Snake.

Would you rather be drunk or high?

 

[Minus]

actually neither so i will go with high.

would you rather be left handed or be a pogo stick?

 

[Badjedidude]

:O Left handed!

Would you rather have Tennis Elbow or Jock Itch?

 

[Minus]

Tennis elbow since i have no idea what that refers to.
Did i make a good guess?


Would you rather be toothpaste or elmers glue?

 

[SewingNudist]

Toothpaste. I'm not fond of smell of glue, or the kids who use it.

Would you rather cut off your entire leg or work for a terrible boss (with any job you acquire)?

 

[Minus]

I'll go for the bad boss.

would you rather visit France or visit Spain?

 

[Badjedidude]

Spain, I think, as I can actually understand a bit of the language. And I dislike the French. lol

Would you rather live with your grandparents or your parents?

 

[ThisGuy]

my parents by default. cus all my grandparents are dead

would you rather hit your ex with a truck or a baseball bat?

 

[Badjedidude]

I imagine that a baseball bat would allow me to control the situation a bit better to dole out pain more efficiently, allowing a longer duration in which to continue my vengeful pursuits. So I choose bat.

Would you rather stub your toe or jam your finger?

 

[Minus]

Lets try the toe thing.


Would you rather see a Wyoming sunset or a Utah sun rise?

 

[Badjedidude]

Utah sun rise.

Would you rather watch a Florida shuttle launch or an Arizona shuttle landing?