Yes or No

[MissGuided]

Nope - requires two hands to prepare and I don't have that luxury at the moment, lol.

Are you happy with your current cell phone provider?

 

[theraab]

LOL, yes. Yes I am.

When you were a kid, did you want to be president when you grew up?

 

[MissGuided]

Nope - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or a school teacher

Would you be interested in signing up for a year of Sports Illustrated today for 30% off of the cover price?

 

[theraab]

No, thank you.

Would you like to hear about our daily specials?

 

[MissGuided]

I would, actually.

Are you finished with your meal?

 

[theraab]

I am, thank you.

Would you like the fish for dinner?

 

[MissGuided]

Absolutely not.

May I refill your glass?

 

[theraab]

Yes.

Can you help me move next weekend?

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It would help if you could bring a truck.

 

[MissGuided]

Definitely.

Will you get the door, please?

 

[theraab]

Sure....there you go.

Would you mind turning that down?

 

[MissGuided]

I would, but I can't find the remote....

Did you hear that?

 

[theraab]

Yeah, that's just the wind...go back to sleep.

Ewwww...was that you?

 

[MissGuided]

Certainly not! He who smelt it, dealt it.

Did you lock the door?

 

[theraab]

Thanks for reminding me...yes.

Don't you think that was a little bit harsh?

 

[MissGuided]

No, he/she deserved it.

Is your steak prepared to your liking?

 

[theraab]

Yes. Very nice.

Didn't you order the soup?

 

[MissGuided]

I did, but there was a fly in it so I sent it back.

Can I help you find anything?

 

[theraab]

No, I'm just looking.

Would you like a warm beverage?

 

[MissGuided]

Yes, thank you!

Do you have a minute?

 

[theraab]

For you, sure.

Don't you think you've had enough?