LOL, not if you're really convincing. Just claim to be the 3rd cousin's girlfriend's sister's ex-husband. Twice removed. We have 2 big turkeys and a ham, so I'll be making plenty. Pull up a chair!
Depends...if you mean in a creative sort of way, yes. If you mean in a drama/stirring the pot sort of way, definitely not. I hate people that do that petty ****.
Have you ever snooped into someone's medicine cabinet out of curiosity?