You know you're getting old when

[user 135671]

You see a group of hot girls in bikinis and your first thought is " I hope they're wearing sun block "

 

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You've had a very exhausting day that consisted of just sitting around and surfing the Internet.

 

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In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change.

 

[Butterfly 2]

In the past month my grey hair went from my beard up to my side burns and partly into my hair. I must be going through the change.

Do you still have hot flashes? If not you're getting really old.

 

[user 135067]

...when you have buried more pets than you have fingers and toes.

 

[Adamridge79]

Why would I kill so many actual pets? I had a hamster, I had a gerbil, I had a goldfish. Get a Parrott or turtle. Those fuckers last.

When you like eating dinner early

 

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You have to bend over the reach the bottom of your balls in order to scratch them. Ha! ha!

 

[Cherubino]

choose to watch the news over a movie

 

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When you and your spouse look the same.

 

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.... people tell you that you look good for your age. Ha! ha!

 

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... your doctor tells you to slow down and the police tell you to speed up.

 

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... nobody thinks you are a hypochondriac any more.

 

[user 135067]

You know you are old when the car you bought new achieves antique status.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

When you develop aches and pains after going out for a "brisk walk". Or maybe just unfit, rather than old in this case.

 

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When you walk outside to do something and you forget once you're outside. I keep doing this. Ha! Ha!

 

[user 135067]

When you realize you don't remember the sixties even though you know you were there.

Peace and love!

Rock and Roll!

WOODSTOCK!!

 

[Forgottendanfan]

You get visible nasal hairs sneaking out.

 

[TheSkaFish]

When it's hard getting curious or enthusiastic about anything, when everything feels stale and played out.

 

[user 135671]

When you see an old person and then realise you went to school together.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

When you "ache in the places where you used to play" - Leonard Cohen.