You know you're getting old when

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You know you are old when at the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

 

[Cherubino]

teenage girls use you for daddy fantasies on adult chat sites

 

[user 139760]

When you bend down to pick up something and when you get back up, a little grunt that didn't happen 20 years ago escapes your mouth.

 

[CenotaphGirl]

When you bend down to pick up something and when you get back up, a little grunt that didn't happen 20 years ago escapes your mouth.

Easyyy tiger no sudden movements when you are over 35

 

[user 139760]

Easyyy tiger no sudden movements when you are over 35

...you callin' me old, KID?
You should see me work. A 20 year old ain't got nothing on me

 

[user 135671]

When you have a hole between your ****s ..... and it's called a belly button

 

[Claudia1794]

When you have a hole between your ****s ..... and it's called a belly button

I mean to me that was funny so I went and told my son and his friend and they were like silent not even a slight lift on either side of the mouth. Then my son says, "your reaction to that comment Mother just confirms you are getting old!"

 

[Forgottendanfan]

When your bones creak louder than the music you listen to.

 

[user 139760]

Everu time you wake up, you wonder if it can possibly hurt worse than the last time you woke up.

 

[Cherubino]

say "to make love" instead of f***

 

[user 162085]

Realize that you don't want to waste your energy on other people (family)'s DRAMA. And... you become an ENERGYSAVER BATTERY! lol...