Anyone got good pick-up lines ?

[Alienated]

Let's hear them

 

[Bei]

I'm not sure if this was a pick up line exactly. Had a guy say it to me some months ago and it never happens because I don't think I look approachable. That's how I want it really xD

Guy: Excuse me mam, you dropped something.
Me: Looking embarrassed and worried about what it was. "Really?" While looking back.
Guy: Yes, you dropped your smile.
Me: Laughed nervously while walking away very fast to find my friends.

 

[Garbageman]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

I don't know.

Enough to break the ice. My name is ______.

 

[VanillaCreme]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[Cavey]

Oh God. I live in the north of England. You don't really need chat up lines.

I can tell you some of the worst ones I have heard in real life.

We'll start with the classic "Grab your coat. You've pulled"

We'll move on to the much worse "Do you fancy a ****?" and when they (inevitably) say "No" you reply with "Well would you mind laying down while I have one?"

On to the amusing "Your eyes are like spanners (Wrenches to Americans) - every time I see them my nuts tighten."

and the award for worst chat up line I ever heard was: "I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass to stick matchsticks in your ****."

I love being a northerner...

 

[ucxb]

I think something simple maybe like ice breaker, intros, not necessarily pick ups ...

"do I know you from some where" or "have we met before"

 

[Alienated]

Oh God. I live in the north of England. You don't really need chat up lines.

I can tell you some of the worst ones I have heard in real life.

We'll start with the classic "Grab your coat. You've pulled"

We'll move on to the much worse "Do you fancy a ****?" and when they (inevitably) say "No" you reply with "Well would you mind laying down while I have one?"

On to the amusing "Your eyes are like spanners (Wrenches to Americans) - every time I see them my nuts tighten."

and the award for worst chat up line I ever heard was: "I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass to stick matchsticks in your ****."

I love being a northerner...

Those where some good one thank you !!

I also know how to repel as well !! because when I try to attract, I get attacked !!

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

The ladies call my phallus the Wu-Tang Clan, because it ain't nothin' to **** with!

 

[Adamridge79]

People ask me (not 1 single person has ever asked me) why do I sift through old posts when there are so many current posts that sit unanswered? And I question their problem solving skills. (Again. This has never happened)
So anyway...the game

'Hey, you see that down there? Pick it up' Classic

 

[user 139760]

What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?

 

[TheSkaFish]

The only pick-up line you'll ever need...



Works best when said while leaning on a Camaro of '80s vintage, blasting Bon Jovi or hair metal, and reeking of weed.

 

[ringwood]

The only pick-up line you'll ever need...



Works best when said while leaning on a Camaro of '80s vintage.

No, no, NO! A thousand times, no. In the words of my 14-year-old son (who I hope never uses this line on any female, ever), "CRINGE"!!

 

[TheSkaFish]

No, no, NO! A thousand times, no. In the words of my 14-year-old son (who I hope never uses this line on any female, ever), "CRINGE"!!

I tried it once and it didn't work.
I figured it was because I wasn't Italian, muscular, and didn't roll up in a Z28.

It's all about the details!

 

[Finished]

Walk up to a woman at the bar and say, "WOW! You look great for your age!" Ha! ha! It kind of shocks them because you don't know how old they are. If they have a sense of humor they will laugh. If they don't, you don't want to talk to them anyway.

 

[Finished]

Walk up to a woman at the bar and ask if she knows the name of the woman over there because she is so hot. Ha! ha! Again, it kind of shocks them into talking.

 

[Forgottendanfan]

What's a guy with amnesia's favourite pickup line? Hello there. Do I come here often?

 

[user 135671]

Let's play Titanic. When I say "Iceberg!" you go down.

The word of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[Cherubino]

My line was successfully tested on average income women, at menopause, posing confidence to some degree
- Hi! I'm available too, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- What???? ... No, thank you
- Come on, then why do you send me fake signals
- Whaaat???? laughter bursting like "He's dumb but in a funny way" the important thing is she doesn't drop the line

 

[user 162085]

"You're interesting, Would you like to go out for coffee sometime?"

Works every time !

 

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