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[TheSkaFish]

Armies of Orcs? Nazgul? The crushing mental weight of bearing the One Ring, from its concentration of pure evil?

Which reason do you want, lol

Do you have a favorite Tolkien character and if so who is it?

 

[constant stranger]

Tom Bombadil. He made his own luck, was immune to the lure of The Ring, was husband to Goldberry and seemed to be master of his own fate.

Do you like mushrooms, that is to eat them?

 

[Claudia1794]

Yes

Do you have many tornadoes where you live?

 

[constant stranger]

Not "many" tornadoes, but we are in a potential thunderstorm and tornado zone.

Is property or violent crime a worrisome thing in your area?

 

[Finished]

Yes. Mainly because the cops ignore so much of it. I was shot at the same place some other guy walking his dog was recently killed. I told the cops and they were just like yeah, that a dangerous place to be at night. But, they no longer patrol so they didn't / couldn't do anything about it. Everything has been a task force. If it's not part of a task force then it gets no attention.

Do you like to take long walks?

 

[Claudia1794]

Depends on the scenery

What do you do when you have a fever?

 

[Finished]

I ignore it. I don't remember having a fever in more then a couple decades.

How often do you clean under your nails?

 

[worthless_loser]

Everyday.

Can you green egg and ham it?

 

[Finished]

I could. But, I never have.

Do you believe eating an egg every day is unhealthy?

 

[Galen]

Depends if it contains Salmonella or not

Have you ever eaten anything you wish you hadn't?

 

[Finished]

Yes, soft shelled clams that were actually hard shell clams. I was told they were okay to eat and I have strong healthy teeth so I ate them. But, my stomach was in pain.

Have you ever tripped and others laughed at you?

 

[worthless_loser]

Yeah, but I can only remember a couple of times.

Jesus could walk on water, humans are 90% water, and I am able to walk on humans, does that make me 90% Jesus?

 

[Finished]

Maybe. But, I would be more impressed if you surfed on top of a crowd since they are all 90% water.

Do you fingers taste better then your toes?

 

[worthless_loser]

No, toes taste better.
But only with garlic and onions.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

[Claudia1794]

Yes

Do you have all the parts you were born with?

 

[worthless_loser]

No.

My toaster asked me to stick my hand in it while it is still hot. What should I do?

 

[Claudia1794]

If you want to get burned then go for it

My ex died if I wanted to do a practice run before I had sex with my new friend, should I do it?

 

[worthless_loser]

Sure, why not?
(that's not my question.)

Why do they call it a drive-through if you have to stop?

 

[Finished]

Originally they provided fast enough service. But, now with computers everything is slower.

Why do ducks Quack?

 

[worthless_loser]

Because they're jerks.

Why do people bake cookies and cook bacon?