Perseus had game. He could teach us how to pick up chicks. Ha! Ha!
"He was the son of Zeus, who disguised himself as a shower of gold in order to impregnate Perseus' mother Danae. As a young man, the gods helped Perseus to slay the snaky-tressed gorgon Medusa, who was so ugly that she could turn to stone anyone who looked directly at her. After slaying Medusa, Perseus rescued Andromeda from the sea serpent Cetus and wed her. He later gave the severed head of Medusa to the goddess Athena."
I think I could get laid all the time if I could disguise myself as a shower wand.
Do you absolutely LOVE hot showers? OMG! They are the best.