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Zodiac signs you believe in that **** you must be crazy!!! just kidding im a horse i think metal. march 3 1990.
 
Mine is about half accurate.

After looking it up, the Western Zodiac seems to be more accurate than the Chinese for me.

Zodiac signs you believe in that **** you must be crazy!!! just kidding im a horse i think metal. march 3 1990.

I'm pretty damn sure his post said SILLY. Just because people post things like this doesn't mean they fully believe in it, but it is entertaining to read it sometimes. He's NOT, however, going around telling people a bunch of untruths about the Chinese Zodiac. Nice try though, perhaps you should worry about your damn self.
 
"WATER MONKEY… OF MYSTERY

Oooh you monkey of mystery, you keep it all under your bowler hat. You’re a wise monkey that sees and hears, but generally says no evil (still, the kettle’s always on for anyone who wants to call in for a brew and a natter). You stand out from the crowd with your love of a tartan trouser and a bow-tie, though heaven help anyone who laughs at you, as they will wound you deeply and risk the wrath of monkey."

It describes an old coworker perfectly. As much as I admired his style, I don't think the tartan trousers work with my figure.

That being said, don't you dare laugh at me!
 
"WATER MONKEY… OF MYSTERY

Oooh you monkey of mystery, you keep it all under your bowler hat. You’re a wise monkey that sees and hears, but generally says no evil (still, the kettle’s always on for anyone who wants to call in for a brew and a natter). You stand out from the crowd with your love of a tartan trouser and a bow-tie, though heaven help anyone who laughs at you, as they will wound you deeply and risk the wrath of monkey."

It describes an old coworker perfectly. As much as I admired his style, I don't think the tartan trousers work with my figure.

That being said, don't you dare laugh at me!

I would like to see you in tartan trousers and a bow tie. You might actually be able to pull that off :unsure:
 
"WATER MONKEY… OF MYSTERY

Oooh you monkey of mystery, you keep it all under your bowler hat. You’re a wise monkey that sees and hears, but generally says no evil (still, the kettle’s always on for anyone who wants to call in for a brew and a natter). You stand out from the crowd with your love of a tartan trouser and a bow-tie, though heaven help anyone who laughs at you, as they will wound you deeply and risk the wrath of monkey."

It describes an old coworker perfectly. As much as I admired his style, I don't think the tartan trousers work with my figure.

That being said, don't you dar

I would like to see you in tartan trousers and a bow tie. You might actually be able to pull that off :unsure:
picturing the Bay City Rollers. 😆
 
Mine is about half accurate.

After looking it up, the Western Zodiac seems to be more accurate than the Chinese for me.



I'm pretty damn sure his post said SILLY. Just because people post things like this doesn't mean they fully believe in it, but it is entertaining to read it sometimes. He's NOT, however, going around telling people a bunch of untruths about the Chinese Zodiac. Nice try though, perhaps you should worry about your damn self.
astrology is flat out ******** and a hundred percent coincidence. how the **** can a bunch of stars affect our lives???? magic???? you know it.
 
astrology is flat out ******** and a hundred percent coincidence. how the **** can a bunch of stars affect our lives???? magic???? you know it.

Except for the fact that stars can help you navigate. Not to mention that without the sun, which is also a star, we would not be able to survive. So yeah, stars don't have any impact at all on our lives.
Who's to say they can't tell people more than that? Pretty sure some of the **** you post can be also categorized as "flat out ******** and a hundred percent coincidence" So yeah, if you're going to respond, at least use some reason. :rolleyes:
 
stars don't help us to navigate thats a lie. do you know how stars help us to navigate???? no one does. its all an illusion. and you know it.
 
METAL PIG...THE IN-HOUSE ARTIST

You have a great sense of purpose and always put your best trotter forward, but you sometimes struggle with making decisions…should you have a Mint Choc Chip or Raspberry Ripple cone? The creative in you will mean that you’ll probably go for both and stick a flake and sauce on top. You can be a bit moody if someone takes a lick, and especially if they bite your flake.

LoL 😂🤣 well, I do have trouble sometimes in sharing my sweets.
 
stars don't help us to navigate thats a lie. do you know how stars help us to navigate???? no one does. its all an illusion. and you know it.
I hope you're being sarcastic, but just in case. We may not use stars to navigate much anymore, but prior to the invention of the sextant, loads of people from past centuries counted on them to navigate ships. The Arabs invented the astrolabe for just such a purpose. So yes, the stars used to be essential for getting around the globe. You could still navigate with them today if you wanted to, but GPS has largely made that method obsolete (in the so-called "first world," at least).
 
WATER PIG...TOO LOVELY FOR WORDS

You are a piggy with an absolute heart of gold, you always look for the best in others, even if they have just nicked your wallet. You will just be upset that you can’t get the first round in, but still you will look on the bright side and enjoy the company of others without a drink; it’s not the end of the world.

I'm a water pig. LOL Reminds me of those brown water pigs, that look like big guinea pigs, very sociable, plant eater 😁
 
WOOD RAT... SERENE

Everyone likes you, you are calm, generous and peaceloving, a-twitch with good humour. You work hard to provide a secure home with nice carpets throughout and to have nice long-haul holidays. You are super-competitive but believe success has to be earned and not just grabbed, like some of those other dirty rats might do.

That's right! Everyone else is a dirty, filthy rat! :LOL::p
 
FIRE TIGER...THE FIRST ON THE DANCE FLOOR

You are eccentric and intelligent, a natural born leader…the one most likely to take charge of the kitty on a pub crawl. You are a great conversationalist, so are always on the guest list for functions and often the centre of attention. Be careful not to let this go to your head as, whilst you’re good at getting yourself out of tight spots, a big head can be problematic, especially when buying a hat.


Haha. Doesn't quite sound like me, they sound way more confident and extraverted, and strong enough to justify those things in the first place.

But, I wouldn't mind developing some of those traits - especially the "eccentric and intelligent" and "great conversationalist" bits. And "Fire Tiger" is such a cool name 🐯
 
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WOOD OX... HARD
You’re a leader, you’re a leader! You are smart and responsible with a sense of duty to King and country. Not one to show your emotions, if something upsets you then you will cry on the inside like a grown up…though if pushed too hard you can fly into a rage and have been known to kick over the odd potted plant.

I think some things fit quite well, but I'm more water dragon)) and it sounds cooler)
 
WOOD TIGER...A LAUGH A MINUTE

Of all the tigers you will be the one who has the most ‘likes’, you are friendly and good-natured, if a little needy. You always acknowledge others when on your morning constitution, but they need to watch out as the next minute you are likely to pounce out on them from behind a tree, always the joker. You are Tigger-like with your bouncy lust for life, but are also easily distracted and want instant results, so a thousand piece jigsaw is not for you.

Hahahah ' Tigger - like ' so I'm a giant idiot who thinks bouncing is the greatest thing ever? ... bouncing is pretty neat tbh, I can live with that. 🐯
 

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