Corrupt the wish game.

[Wayfarer]

wish granted, but you receive no positive effects from working out.

I wish I were a world-renowned chef. lol

 

[BadGuy]

Wish granted , but you can only make mac and cheese

I wish I was independently wealthy

 

[MisunderstoodVacancy]

You possess billions of dollars in your bank account. However, you are also locked up in an outhouse on a deserted island where there is no one close by to save you. And worse, you never finished writing your will.

I wish I could enjoy life.

 

[BadGuy]

done ...every 5 minutes day and night a stranger will hug you

I wish I was 18 again

 

[Blue Bob]

granted, you weigh 18 lbs

i wish i could fly

 

[Yukongirl]

You can fly, but you can never land....

Wish someone else would do my laundry

 

[Blue Bob]

done, now all your whites are pink, and you're missing a sock

I wish I could read your mind

 

[Yukongirl]

You can read my mind, but become so bored you sleep for the next 100 years

Wish I could find my missing sock

 

[Blue Bob]

granted, after a long day at work you find your sock statically clinging to the back of your blouse

I wish I could wake up

 

[Yukongirl]

You wake up but have to relive the worst day you had in high school

I wish I had a dragon

 

[BadGuy]

Done but it farts fire instead of breaths fire

I wish i was a fireman

 

[Serenia]

Granted although there are no fires to put out.

I wish I could lie on a comfortable lounger somewhere warm in the shade.

 

[Pathfinder]

Granted, unfortunately the lounger is squishy wet from being outside, and the mosquitoes are attracted to the shade.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[BadGuy]

Done but your fingers end up on your feet and toes on your hands

I wish i was a body builder

 

[Pathfinder]

Done - but you have such large muscles that you cannot move freely and enjoy life

I wish I could control the weather

 

[Yukongirl]

You can control the weather, but now you are trapped on your house....

Wish I could sleep in tomorrow morning

 

[Pathfinder]

Granted, but you miss a flight in the morning to leave on a long awaited vacation.

I wish I had a twin so more could get accomplished in a day.

 

[Yukongirl]

You have a twin, but they're the evil twin and make your life a misery

I wish it would stop raining

 

[BadGuy]

Done but the rain turns to snow

I wish i had candy

 

[Yukongirl]

Granted. But it's all the really bad flavours from the Harry Potter books, like ear wax flavoured jelly beans

I wish my house would clean itself...