Corrupt the wish game.

[Cherubino]

granted ... but soon the descendants of the first descenteror wage war on you and depose you

I wish I was adopted by a Swedish family

 

[Finished]

Granted! But, they make you churn butter all day long and never give you a break.

I wish I could re-start the Playboy mansion and be the new Hugh Hefner.

 

[TheSkaFish]

You do, but everyone protests you right away, meaning you can never get a moment's peace to enjoy it.
And your mansion is looted and burned to the ground during a riot.

I wish I had a pocket dimension in my room.

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, shortly after you get it, it expands and consumes your room, your house, you, and all your neighbors and you cannot ever leave it.

I wish I could become invisible any time I wanted to do so.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but you become very depressed because you can only look but not touch those women

I wish I could erase any memory I wanted to

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, each time you do it erases 10 happy memories.

I wish I could travel to a different universe.

 

[Cherubino]

granted ... but nobody offered to carry out your euthanasia

I wish Putin removed from power

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Granted but then hitler comes back to life

I wish I could be a Swedish super model

 

[TheSkaFish]

You are, but Sweden declares modeling a crime, and sentences you to 100 hours of tickling by Swedish gnomes.

I wish I could observe an advanced alien civilization, comparable to our own.

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, they soon realize how worthless we all are kill us all off.

I wish I was a lawyer.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but you are appointed to defend the most hated public enemy and you can't go out in public places anymore without having shouted insults at you

I wish I could eat any food I want

 

[Finished]

Granted. But, do to food shortages in your area you are only given garbage to it.

I wish I could change the weather.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but only at the opposite spot of the Earth

I wish I was the Supreme Leader of the USA (psych ward reply not allowed)

 

[Finished]

Granted. Everybody voted you in as a joke. But, it turns out you are better then all the past presidents so the Russians kidnap you and make you their leader.

I wish I could stop wars using telekinesis.

 

[Cherubino]

granted but it's converted into *** and the world population engage in a perpetual orgy in the open

I wish I was allowed to carry a pistol

 

[usernamesarehard3009]

granted but it's converted into *** and the world population engage in a perpetual orgy in the open

I wish I was allowed to carry a pistol

granted but every time you fire it you have a 50% chance of shitting yourself


I wish i could teleport to any place by imagining it, even outside of planet earth

 

[Cherubino]

Granted but it's a testing phase technology so a data packet collision occurs and you get with some dog DNA to the destination



I wish I could sing like Pavarotti

 

[usernamesarehard3009]

Granted but it's a testing phase technology so a data packet collision occurs and you get with some dog DNA to the destination



I wish I could sing like Pavarotti

granted but your head is replaced with a pig's so even if you got all the music theory and know how to perfectly replicate pavarotti's voice and singing style, in reality you are unable to produce any sounds other than a squeal


i wish i had the ability to sit down and learn anything about anything i want in exactly 30 minutes

 

[CenotaphGirl]

Granted but you learn the meaning of life and it spirals you into depression

I wish I had naturally glittery pink toe nails

 

[Finished]

Granted. But it also turned your eyes glittery pink to match.

I wish I was over six feet tall.