date me thread

[EveWasFramed]

I imagine this isn't the time to mention the swamp.

:club: lol, you hush, Minus!! If you tell them about the swamp, no one will want to date me.

lol Don't make my club you with a dead fish.

 

[jzinsky]

Well, as long as I know about the swamp beforehand, and you keep fish away from me I'll still date you

 

[EveWasFramed]

Well, as long as I know about the swamp beforehand, and you keep fish away from me I'll still date you

The last guy said that too.

Did you know, that when you bury someone in a swamp, they become mummified?

 

[jzinsky]

Fair enough. Please don't bury me in the swamp! I'll be good, or bad, whichever you wish!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Fair enough. Please don't bury me in the swamp! I'll be good, or bad, whichever you wish!

*chokes laughing*

 

[jzinsky]

*hopes you're not laughing at the idea*

 

[EveWasFramed]

*hopes you're not laughing at the idea*

No - I was laughing at the fact that I don't really think you believe me about the swamp.
Ask Minus...he knows all. (wary)

 

[jzinsky]

I believe you, I'd just like to leave your sex palace alive!

 

[ucxb]

I imagine this isn't the time to mention the swamp.

:club: lol, you hush, Minus!! If you tell them about the swamp, no one will want to date me.

lol Don't make my club you with a dead fish.

LMAO
breathe, breathe
LMAO

 

[ladyforsaken]

^Poor fish lol. Minus! Better not make some poor fish be a beating club.. have some mercy on the fishes.

 

[EveWasFramed]

^Poor fish lol. Minus! Better not make some poor fish be a beating club.. have some mercy on the fishes.

Hey! He uses a mackerel as his club. (un)

 

[EveWasFramed]

Why did this thread die??
I want to marry Mountainvista. :shy:

 

[Drama]

I want to date zero *blushes*

 

[EveWasFramed]

lmfao...seems the thread has move to girl on girl.

 

[Rainbows]

Have you abandonded me, Liles?

 

[Drama]

lmfao...seems the thread has move to girl on girl.

Lol ikr

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Have you abandonded me, Liles?

Aww never <3

 

[mountainvista]

Why did this thread die??
I want to marry Mountainvista. :shy:

*smooch*

This made my day! lol Merry Christmas!

 

[simhthmss]

im available, truth, empathy and honor are my life's cause, even someone online would be lovely, is an honest request. im 26, in the uk the rest of me is undecided.

 

[Rainbows]

lmfao...seems the thread has move to girl on girl.

Lol ikr

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Have you abandonded me, Liles?

Aww never <3

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<3

 

[mintymint]

Carbon date me