Girls hate me and won't go out with me I am turning 26 and I've never had a girlfrien

[Lonesome Crow]

So when can I move in?

P.S. Make room for my guitar and amp...
You also will be my inspirations to create seemingly endless amount of
Death Metal music. You can rock my world to stardom.
When I get on stage in front of thousands in an arena, it was all becuase
of you.

*cough* I think that someone's forgotten about my ban on lead guitar players!

That's becuase your last lead guitist didn't know how to tap the G string worth a ****...
Not all lead guitarist are the same.:rolleyes2:

 

[Zak]

That's becuase you're last lead guitist didn't know how to tap the G string worth a ****...
Not all lead guitarist are the same.:rolleyes2:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA

OMG BRILLIANT REPLY!!!!!!!

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Not all lead guitarist are the same.:rolleyes2:

I'll give you that, at least.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I feel that there has been some good advice given in this thread and I hope it has been helpful to the author. However, I dont think that any more posts will be very productive, given the current mood on the thread. I think it's best to close it now before things get out of control. And thank you to everyone who posted for behaving so admirably.