How would you respond if I.....

[WildernessWildChild]

Sic them on WWC.

WTF!

 

[EveWasFramed]

Sic them on WWC.

WTF!

 

[Rosebolt]

...So we're not continuing the game?

Oh well, here goes.

How would you respond if people were breaking games?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Shrug my shoulders, it's a thing.

How would you respond if some ******* redneck in a big 4x4 with huge tires pulled right up on the rear bumper of your little Honda while held up in traffic. (The little p***k just locked his door when I went to ask him "what up?".)

 

[Rosebolt]

Politely ask him to **** off.

How would you respond if you were trapped in your house for 4 days?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Well, I don't have a Honda, but I'd likely not really give a **** as long as my kid wasn't in my RAV4.

To rosebolt: Nothing! Id thank my luckys stars for the down time, lol.

How would you respond if I duct taped your hair to your pillow while you slept?

 

[Rosebolt]

Ask you to call my boss and explain.

How would you respond if all animals from the nearest zoo were running loose?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd be forced to expose myself as a wig wearer when I nonchalantly slid my bald head out from beneath your shoddy duct taping.

How would you respond if I told you I was a Tom cruise?

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Already answered.

 

[Rosebolt]

No different from before.

How would you respond if all animals from the nearest zoo were running loose?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id tie some bacon around your neck and point them in YOUR direction.

How would you respond if someone sent you flowers?

 

[Rosebolt]

Find out their name, whereabouts, motive, email adress, phone number, and contact them in the most desirable way.

How would you respond if there was a fight between 6 middle aged guys on the street?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Find out their name, whereabouts, motive, email adress, phone number, and contact them in the most desirable way.

How would you respond if there was a fight between 6 middle aged guys on the street?

Stand at a safe distance and take bets from passersby.


How would you respond if your computer crashed?

 

[Rosebolt]

"Not again." (my computer crashes on average 2 times a day.)

How would you respond if all shops were suddenly closed?

 

[EveWasFramed]

DIE. lol

How would you respond if someone put poo poo in your mailbox?

 

[9006]

Get a job in a farm, collect all excrement from animals for 4 weeks, and post it all through yours.

How would you respond if I suddenly had a bad attitude?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd assume all was well in the world.

How would you respond if you were told you had 24 hours to live?

 

[Shipster0958]

I would probably freak out.

How would you respond if you couldn't stop sneezing?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd go on a tissue rampage.

How would you respond if I told you I had a phobia of forums?

 

[ladyforsaken]

You.. uh.. probably wouldn't be here then?

How would you respond if a stranger child suddenly grabs your hand in fear?

 

[Scotsman]

Console said child and try to figure out the problem while pretending it was my child to passing single mothers

How would you respond if you woke up with an ass for a face (and you can't say you'd look in the mirror and say 'hey, nice ass')