How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

I'd be upset.

How would you respond if someone told you that you are full of ****?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd probably laugh.

How would you respond if you found out you were pregnant with an alien?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Awww.. how cute.

How would you respond if you got caught for something and is prisoned for life?

 

[Edward W]

Relax, play more games on the ALL website and get some writing done.

How would respond if I broke into your house and painted everything purple?

 

[Scotsman]

Grab a brush and start painting you an even more vibrant purple

How would you respond if you heard voices?

 

[9006]

Find out where they're coming from.

How would you respond if I told you I had a dream about you?

 

[Scotsman]

Start wishing you were female and it was a sexy dream.

How would you respond if you saw me streak at a sports event?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Stare most likely. lol

How would you respond if I gave you two free movie tickets?

 

[Scotsman]

Take you to see a movie

How would you respond if the movie I took you to see was police academy?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Ask for popcorn.

How would you respond if I asked for $2.64?

 

[Scotsman]

Give you $2.65 and then hound you for my change.

How would you respond if I nailed all your furniture down.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id probably be OK with that - less chance of the kid knocking it over.

How would you respond if I stitched all of your socks together?

 

[Scotsman]

Let you keep them, you love socks

How would you respond if made a life size model of you out of cheese?

 

[Rosebolt]

Admire your dedication.

How would you respond if your conversationpartner was unresponsive?

 

[Scotsman]

Not worry too much about it... For a while.

How would you respond if every time you shut your eyes you saw kaleidoscope of colour?

 

[Edward W]

See a doctor.

How would you respond if I landed a helicopter in your back garden/yard/on your roof?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Ask for a ride in.

How would you respond if I invited you in for tea and scones?

 

[9006]

Go and enjoy myself with you!

How would you respond if I had an allergic reaction to the scones?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

In your case.....try to remember the number to call 911

How would you respond if you woke up and discovered I'd t.p'd your house?

 

[9006]

Haha, I'd collect it all so I wouldn't have to buy any bog roll for a few weeks.

How would you respond if I chopped your hair while you slept?