How would you respond if I.....

[ladyforsaken]

Man that's tough. You don't know what's going through my mind now!

How would you respond if suddenly all your hair drops off your head?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd get a wig pronto.

How would you respond if the rain started coming up from the ground?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd start a Donald Trump tribute act, after buying a wig

How would you respond if I offered you a job as my personal groomer? ($100k per year)

 

[ladyforsaken]

Depends what kinda style you're looking for.

How would you respond if you received 50 rep points in a day when possible?

 

[Edward W]

I'd be all and say 'Fanks everyone!'

How would you respond if I told you I was angry with you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would be so worried, Eddy.
And I'd try to fix things asap.

How would you respond if I baked an awesome cake for you?

 

[Edward W]

I think it's too late Lady... see your skype message...

Cake? Well I forgive you now! (I am very easily bribed!)

How would you respond if I ate all the cake and left none for you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd actually be very happy!

How would you respond if I started baking pizzas non-stop all day in your house?

 

[Rosebolt]

WHAT. LIVE HERE PLEASE. COME HERE RIGHT NOW.

How would you respond if you were in space with a robot?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would try speak "robot" language.

How would you respond if somebody tore your shirt in half?

 

[Rosebolt]

Depends on the circumstances.

How would you respond if you were stared at?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would stare back.

How would you respond if I couldn't stop smiling at you?

 

[Rosebolt]

Smile back.

How would you respond if i acted differently?

 

[Shipster0958]

I would think you're acting differently.

How would you respond if everyone around you started doing jumping jacks?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd laugh lol.

How would you respond if someone cute started flirting with you?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd look around and make sure they were talking to me.

How would you respond if you could only walk backwards on Thursdays?

 

[9006]

Record it and post it on YouTube.

How would you respond if I hi-five'd you every time you used the word 'are'?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd try to find another word to use after my hand became tired.

How would you respond if I wanted to dye your hair for you?

 

[9006]

I'd let you... depending on what color.

How would you respond if I told you that you had the same username as my old one?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id raise my eyebrow and look at you oddly.

How would you respond if I painted your fingernails with a pink Sharpie? (permanent marker)