How would you respond if I.....

[EveWasFramed]

Make you clean it up and then beat the crap out of you.

How would you respond if I welded the doors to your car closed?

 

[9006]

Find where you live and nail all the windows & doors shut so you can't get out, then fart constantly into your letter box.

How would you respond if I bought you a pet elephant?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id get it to EAT you.

How would you respond if I made you take my place at work the rest of the day?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

How would you respond if I chopped your hair while you slept?

Guess I'd be putting on a suit to attend your funeral.

How would you respond if I took your video games away and sent you outside?


Edit: Ooops- looks like BC guy is really slow on the draw this A.M.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I dont play video games, so go for it.

How would you respond if I kept you inside your house for a FULL TWO DAYS and you couldn't get outside to frolick in the snow?

 

[Shipster0958]

I never get to frolick in snow. It doesn't snow here

How would you respond if it started raining men?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Hallelujah!

How would you respond if all the dogs in the street start running towards you?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd step out of the Lady Gaga meat dress I must be wearing

How would you respond if every time you walked past someone they exclaimed 'oh my god' but nobody would tell you why?

 

[painter's radio]

I'd hold a sign up saying "Say 'Oh my god' if it's OK for me to kick you in the face"

How would you respond if I offered to take you to dinner, but told you you're not allowed to see the menu, I will order what you're eating and you have to eat it?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Uh considering you're a friend, I'd give you that much trust and go ahead with it.

How would you respond if I dared you to eat live snails to prove your honesty and loyalty to me?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id likely attempt it and end up hurling them all over you. Is it really worth it?

How would you respond if three inebriated goats looked at you all googly-eyed and then made a move toward you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Eww... okay, no.

Awwww goats? I love goats. I'd kiss them all.

How would you respond if a pig came running towards you grunting?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd have bacon for breakfast the next morning.

How would you respond if I offered to share said bacon?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Haha!

I would join you and say thank you - kudos for the successful hunt.

How would you respond if you suddenly started sneezing non-stop?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Wipe my nose on your sleeve? LOL

How would you repsond if I DID wipe my nose on your sleeve?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Eww Eve! *shoves* <- that's how.

How would you respond if I shoved you so hard you bruised? Haha..

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id walk away thinking I deserved the shove (and bruise) for wiping my snotty nose on your sleeve.

How would you respond if I suggested an ALL meetup?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I think I'd actually be up for it! (Really??)

How would you respond if a lot of people on here are up for an ALL meet-up?

 

[EveWasFramed]

I'd say it would depend on how far and WHEN. (I stay busy at work in summer months)

How would you respond if I suggested one in the Fall?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd suggest winter time? Hehe. Since it'd be best for me... hehehe but that's selfish. :\

How would you respond if I say your place is the venue for the ALL meet-up?