How would you respond if I.....

[Edward W]

I thought I was going to be working for you?

How would you respond if I didn't change my avatar ever again?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Haha, yes but I can return the favour!

I.. would think something's the matter!

How would you respond if I change my avatar everyday?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd be interested in seeing them.

How would you respond if I made a huge signature?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd analyse it real closely.

How would you respond if you realised that you are a toy being controlled by humans?

 

[Shipster0958]

I would break free and be my own toy.

How would you respond if I threw a chicken at you?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Duck! (Aww poor chicken lol.)

How would you respond if I told you that I am going for a gender change operation soon?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd wish you good luck.

How would you respond if you were unable to fit any shoe onto your foot?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Oh no am I growing gigantic?!

How would you respond if someone wants to donate $1000 to you?

 

[Rosebolt]

Find out everything about the person.

How would you respond if all humans turned to trees?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd have what you call, tree sex!

How would you respond if your SO suddenly decides to break up with you out of the blue?

 

[Rosebolt]

Find out why, try to fix it, if that doesn't work, move on accordingly.

How would you respond if you were forced to multitask?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would totally suck at it.

How would you respond if you felt so sick the only way better is to throw up but you can't?

 

[Scotsman]

Keep trying...or suffer.

How would you respond if you woke up with an ass for a face?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I've woken up with someone's delightful backside near my face but an ass for a face....I don't know how to answer that?

How would you respond if I bribed you to do something with ice cream? Just as I'm doing now with two kids.

 

[Scotsman]

If it was a simple straightforward eating then bribe away!!

How would you respond if your local authority put forward plans to make your house a tourist attraction?

 

[Rosebolt]

Demand a new house, and make traps for upcoming tourists.

How would you respond if your mood suddenly dropped?

 

[Cavey]

The same way I always do:

Climb into bed, watch terrible TV and consume my own bodyweight in ice cream.

How would you respond if you always told the truth, but no one ever believed you?

 

[Scotsman]

Eventually I'd stop caring.

How would you respond if you couldn't wash off the scent of catnip?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd throw it away or something.

How would you respond if everything you touched turned into stone?

 

[9006]

Go round touching the people I don't like.

How would you respond if I asked you to marry me?