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^Lmao.

I'd feel so touched.. and depending on where things were with us, I'd give the appropriate answer then! (But with you? How can anyone say no?!?)

How would you respond if I asked you to build me a house?
 
Ask if I have my own room or not.

How would you respond if I told you I kiss the computer screen when I see your name?
 
I'd kiss the computer screen back when I see your name too then.

How would you respond if I told you I could grant you one wish in life?
 
I would now exactly what it would be.

How would you respond if I knew what lottery numbers would be drawn next?
 
I'd consult you each time for it.

How would you respond if I asked you to share a phone with me? (This totally doesn't make sense... but oh well.)
 
Share a phone with a female.....Bwahahahhahaha- ummmm, what's the punchline?

(I know someone's gonna respond that that's a sexist or stereotyping- I'll own it!).

How would you respond knowing I've already started running to avoid the tar and feathers regarding the above smart-assed remark:p
 
WildernessWildChild said:
Share a phone with a female.....Bwahahahhahaha- ummmm, what's the punchline?

(I know someone's gonna respond that that's a sexist or stereotyping- I'll own it!).

How would you respond knowing I've already started running to avoid the tar and feathers regarding the above smart-assed remark:p

Trust me - this isnt a feather. :club:

How would you respond if I asked for a drink?
 
Likely wouldn't respond at all since you just beat the hell out of me!

How would you respond if I said "That all you got?".
 
Hit you harder? lol

How would you respond if I said I'd stop hitting you long enough for you to fetch me a drink and a sandwich? :p
 
I'd ask if you'd pay the airfare and I'll happily bring it to you if so. Also, why are you hitting ME?

How would you respond if I said I was checking your internet history right now... hmmm, map sites eh?
 
That horny redhead on webcam stuff was purely research!! As was that stuff about Viagra.

How would you respond if everyone had access to the Internet but you?
 
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I'd buy a notepad and call it my facebook and get people to draw pictures of thier face in it, just so I felt like I wasn't missing out.

How would you respond if I painted your house pink overnight?
 
Prosecute!

How would you respond if I sold your alloy wheels off your car and replaced them with wheels off a trolley?
 
I'd cry and ask you whyyy did you do that.

How would you respond if Eve really tries to club you in real life?
 
Well...Im not really into self-pain, so.... :p

How would you respond if I said lets go get drunk and do evil things?
 
Oh I'm totally up for it right this moment.

How would you respond if I said, let's do something really really crazy while we're at that?
 
I'd say 'ladies, ladies, ladies, lets calm down. We're all getting a bit pre-menstrual here' then i'd look for cover before I was clubbed and purple eyed!

How would you respond if 'god' spoke to you?
 
I'd feel enlightened. Wait, god has spoken to me - where's Rosebolt now?

How would you respond if I told you that I have super powers?
 
Ahhh heavenly. I'd gratefully consume them in no time.

How would you respond if someone you were dating proposed to you at a fancy restaurant?
 

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